(When two elephants fight on the cricketing grass, both slip and fall down and flatten Indian cricket)
Ring a-ring o’ roses,
Pocketsful of paisa.
a-tishoo!, a-tishoo!.
They both fall down.
Brand name in the water,
Brand name in the sea,
Will it all righten up…
With a one-two-three?
Picking up the pieces,
picking up the pieces,
Atishoo!, Atishoo!
We all cover up.
Ring a-ring o’ roses,
Pocketsful of paisa.
a-tishoo!, a-tishoo!.
And cricket falls down…
This Version By Sunil Rajguru
Please sing to the tune of Loose Control from Rang de Basanti…
Lost control,
Lost control,
One more time,
Indian cricket’s lost control.
IPL’s a rebel,
IPL’s a rebel.
Na koi poochne wala, na koi check karne wala,
Na koi rokne wala, na koi hisaab lene wala,
Apni to paatshala, masti ki paatshala,
IPL ki paatshala, masti ki paatshala.
Lost control!
Paise ki boriyan hain, ham woh khaane aate hai,
Ye IPL hain sabki mobile money factory,
Deals ka equation hain, gadbad ka multiplication hain,
Jisne sabko lapeta hain,
Woh game hara, paisa jeeta hain,
Woh game hara, paisa jeeta hain,
Woh game hara, paisa jeeta hain.
Lost control,
Lost control,
One more time,
Indian cricket’s lost control.
IPL’s a rebel.
Talli hoke girne se samjhi cricketing economy,
Iska practical kiya tab bana IPL ka reality,
Na koi poochne wala, na koi check karne wala,
Naata ye cricket, politics, bollywood aur industry ka lamba hain,
Har dil dakh dakh kar raha hain ab dar se…
Na koi rokne wala, na koi hisaab lene wala,
Apni to paatshala, masti ki paatshala,
IPL ki paatshala, masti ki paatshala.
IPL’s a rebel.
Lost control!
Spoof By Sunil Rajguru
(Original song: Paatshaala
Film: Rang De Basanti
Year: 2006)
Please sing to the tune of Sab ganda hai from Company…
Cricket boat mein note, Modi pe khot, IPL pe chot,
Ghapla baar baar, jhootha hai karobaar, hain ye political war,
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Cricket ki sadan, sab kala hai dhan, rivals ki jalan,
Jhoothe hain hote, maange bas note, raho tum lotpot,
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Sab political parties ek, IPL pathshala main classmate, paise hi phek,
Cricket-fixing baar baar, betting ka karobaar, golmaal ka czar,
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Hazaaron hain raaz, dekho aas paas, paise ki pyaas,
Cricket boat mein note, Modi pe khot, IPL pe chot,
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Sab ganda hai par dhandha hai ye…
Spoof By Sunil Rajguru
(Original song: Ganda Hai
Film: Company
Year: 2002)
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Please read to the tune of the Beatles song Here Comes The Sun…
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain,
and I say it’s all right
Little darling, it’s been a long hot lonely summer
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain
and I say it’s all right
Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain
and I say it’s all right
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Little darling, I feel the cool breeze slowly coming
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been cloudy
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain,
and I say it’s all right
It’s all right…
(Spoof By Sunil Rajguru)
(Original Song: Here Comes the Sun
Group: Beatles
Year: 1969)
Bangalore Rain Facts:
The moment the temperature touches a vague tangible high, it rains.
Thanks to this, the highest ever temperature recorded in Bangalore is 38.9°C. The average temperature is just 17°C.
Bangalore is blessed with two monsoons: Northeast & Southwest. Then there are those regular thunderstorms totally unrelated to the monsoons.
Bangalore averages atleast 100mm of rainfall for as many as 10 months in a year (from March to December), pretty rare for any Indian city.
Very recently, there was a political rally in Mysore which was attacked by bees.
Please read to the tune of the Baha Men song Who Let the Dogs Out…
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
When the rally was nice, the politicians were jumpin’ (Hey-yippie-yi-yo)
And everybody havin’ a ball (Hah-ho-yippie-yi-yo)
Someone told the fellas “start the fire smokin” (Yippie-yi-yo)
And the police report to call that the poor beehive is down
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
I see ya’ little speedy bees head up our coast
They really gotta step down
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you bumbling buzzing monster
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
Wait for y’all the bees, the FIR is on
They gotta get the queenbee the cops got their mind on
Do you see the conspiracy theories comin’ from every eye
What could you be thinking fiend
By breakin’ that poor beehive down?
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
Who let the bees out? (Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz)
Spoof By Sunil Rajguru
(Original Song: Who Let The Dogs Out?
Group: Baha Men
Year: 2000)
Please read to the tune of Bunty aur Babli…
Chal chal chal chal chalat chalat jab thaat dikhaye aur baat dikhaye oye Money!
Pal pal pal pal palat palat jab kamar ghumaye aur hosh udaye oye Mayadi!
Arre lattu ghumaike chakkar chalaike loot le ho duniya ko thenga dikhaike,
Aisa koi saga nahi jisko thaga nahi aisi mari langdi ki soya jaga nahi,
Chal chal chal chal chalat chal jab thaat dikhaye aur baat dikhaye oye Money!
Pal pal pal pal palat palat jab kamar ghumaye aur hosh udaye oye Mayadi!
Money aur Mayadi, Money aur Mayadi,
In dono ki jodi shamat shamat aur qayamat yaaron… ho ho!!!
This Version By Sunil Rajguru
(Original Song: Bunty aur Babli
Film: Bunty aur Babli
Year: 2005)