Some twisted and contemporary rhymes…

Rain rain don’t go away,
and still come again another day,
keep at it if you may,
I never believed in making hay…

Baar Baar Khelo,
Hazaar Baar Khelo,
Ki Khelne Ki Cheez Hai,
Indo-Lanka match,
What Ho?

(India, Lanka are almost a couple in cricket now)

Dum dum digga digga,
sab kuch digga digga,
road repair digga digga,
phone cables digga digga,
storm water drains digga digga,
Metro Rail digga digga,
main to gira,
main to gira hai….

(Almost fell into a digging zone today. Ye furious digging kab tak chalega???)

Kadam kadam badaye ja,
Chappal aur joote barsae ja,
Politicians ki band bajaye ja,
Ye corrupt hain politicians sab,
Tu politicians pe joote barsae ja…

Tu mera,
tu mera,
tu mera,
tu mera…
tu mera
Hero H1N1

This Version By Sunil Rajguru

Bangalore Theme Song: Here Comes The Rain…

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Please read to the tune of the Beatles song Here Comes The Sun

Here comes the rain, here comes the rain,
and I say it’s all right

Little darling, it’s been a long hot lonely summer
Little darling, it feels like years since it’s been here
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain
and I say it’s all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been here
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain
and I say it’s all right

Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…
Rain, rain, rain, here it comes…

Little darling, I feel the cool breeze slowly coming
Little darling, it seems like years since it’s been cloudy
Here comes the rain, here comes the rain,
and I say it’s all right
It’s all right…

(Spoof By Sunil Rajguru)

(Original Song: Here Comes the Sun
Group: Beatles
Year: 1969)

Bangalore Rain Facts:
The moment the temperature touches a vague tangible high, it rains.
Thanks to this, the highest ever temperature recorded in Bangalore is 38.9°C. The average temperature is just 17°C.
Bangalore is blessed with two monsoons: Northeast & Southwest. Then there are those regular thunderstorms totally unrelated to the monsoons.
Bangalore averages atleast 100mm of rainfall for as many as 10 months in a year (from March to December), pretty rare for any Indian city.