Category Archives: Lyrical Atyachar

Ye dushmani hum nahin todenge…

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Dedicated to Indo-Pak relations, please sing to the tune of Ye dosti hum nahin todenge from Sholay…

Ye dushmani hum nahin todenge,
Todenge dam magar teri gardan na chhodenge.

Teri haar meri jeet, teri jeet meri haar,
Sun ae jhoothe yaar,
Tera gham kabhi ho na kam, jaayegi meri jaan ya teri jaan,
Aisa apna takraar.

Nukes se bhi khelenge, mauka to udalenge,
Danger pe bhi khelenge, tere liye le lenge,
Tere har dushmano se dosti,
Ye dushmani hum nahin todenge.

Todenge dam magar,
Teri gardan na chhodenge.

Logon ko aate hain do Kashmir nazar magar,
Dekho do nahin,
Arre ho judaa ya khafa ae khuda hai dua,
Kashmir sirf hame mile…

Goli barood saath hai,
Marna jeena saath hai,
Saari zindagi,
Yeh dushmani hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar teri gardan na chhodenge…

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

(Original song: Ye dosti, hum nahin chhodenge
Film: Sholay
Year: 1975)

Fix kare ya na kare ye kaisi mushkil hai…

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Please sing to the tune of Rangeela‘s Kya kare kya na kare ye kaisi mushkil hai…

Fix kare ya na kare ye kaisi mushkil hai,
Koi to bata de iska hal o mere bhai,
Ki ek taraf to paise se pyaar kare hum,
Aur game ko khelne se darrein hum.

Roz roz hum sochta yahi,
Aaj humko chance mil jaaye kahin,
To aisa khelega saala vaisa khelega,
Khullam khulla bat aur ball pe hamla karega,
Par jab rokda saamne chamakti hai,
Saans hi atakti hai,
Aur ye ball jaati hai fisal,

Fix kare ya na kare ye kaisi mushkil hai,
Koi to bata de iska hal o mere bhai,
Ki ek taraf to paise se pyaar kare hum,
Aur game ko khelne se darrein hum.

Koi badi baat nahin humein fix karna tha jo bhi,
Vo to hum yoohi karte magar,
Phir bhi kaha nahin vajah iski hai yehi,
Bas garibi se humko hai darr,
Ab fixing ka paisa chhode ya na chhode,
Fixing ko haan kahe ya na kahe,
Soch soch main hi match gayi nikal…

Fix kare ya na kare ye kaisi mushkil hai,
Koi to bata de iska hal o mere bhai,
Hey bhai mere bhai,
O mere bhai,
Hey bhai mere bhai
O mere bhai.

(Ab “bhai” hi batayega iska hal!)
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(Original Song: Kya Kare Kya Na Kare
Film: Rangeela
Year: 1995)

Contemporary Nursery Rhymes for Modern India

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Ba Ba Black Marketeer, have you any onions?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full!
One for the hoarder, one for the middle man, one that’ll get rotten and thrown down the drain…
…but none for the little citizen who lives in India’s every lane!

Little Miss Gandhi,
Sat on a turret,
Counting her achievements of the day;
Along came a scamster,
Who sat down beside her,
and frightened her voters away.

Raja! Raja! Yes papa!
Eating spectrum? No papa!
Open your passbook.
Ha! Ha! Ha!

This version By Sunil Rajguru

Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma

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(Please sing to the tune of the Beatles’ O-bla-di, O-bla-da)

The Prez comes with a barrow in the Indian market place,
Manmohan is the leader of the land,
The Prez says to Manmohan “man let’s do business”,
And Manmohan shakes him firmly by the hand.

Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma,
La-la how the paeans go on,
Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma,
La-la how the paeans go on.

The Prez takes a trolley to the Indian stores,
And announces deals worth billions n billions,
Takes it back to Manmohan waiting at the Indian shores,
And as he gives it all the politicians sing…

Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma,
La-la how the paeans go on,
Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma,
La-la how the paeans go on.

In a couple of years they would have hoped to have built,
A home sweet home of business,
With a couple of dozen planes, turbines and N-plants,
And thousands of US jobs.
(Ah ha ha ha ha ha)

Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma,
La-la how the paeans go on,
Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma,
La-la how the paeans go on.

And if you want some fun,
Ob-li-mey O-ba-ma, he’s the man O-ba-ma.

This Spoof By Sunil Rajguru

(Original song: O-bla-di, O-bla-da
Group: Beatles
Year: 1968)