2015-24 may well be declared the Trump Delusion Era…

At the beginning of the US Presidential primaries…
He’s not serious. He’s not serious. He’s not serious…
He’ll withdraw. He’ll withdraw. He’ll withdraw…

Towards the end of the primaries…
He can’t be nominated. He can’t be nominated. He can’t be nominated…

At the very end of the primaries…
Republican leaders will oust him. Republican leaders will oust him. Republican leaders will oust him…

When he got the ticket…
He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win. He can’t win…

When he won…
This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening…
I am dreaming. I am dreaming. I am dreaming…
It was rigged. It was rigged. It was rigged…

When they realized it had happened…
Recount will stop him. Recount will stop him. Recount will stop him…
Electoral College will stop him. Electoral College will stop him. Electoral College will stop him…
A miracle will stop him. A miracle will stop him. A miracle will stop him…

When he was sworn in…
This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening. This can’t be happening…
I am dreaming. I am dreaming. I am dreaming…

When they realized he was President…
He will be impeached. He will be impeached. He will be impeached…
He will be ousted. He will be ousted. He will be ousted…
He’ll quit in frustration. He’ll quit in frustration. He’ll quit in frustration…
Constitutional crisis. Constitutional crisis. Constitutional crisis…
Chaos. Chaos. Chaos…
Coup. Coup. Coup…
Miracle. Miracle. Miracle…

© Sunil Rajguru

They still can’t accept “President Trump”

The US media keeps saying chaos.
That’s counter-productive.
A new order always comes from chaos.
They are prophetically saying Trump is building a new world.

Thus spake the powerful…
Dems
+Media
+Liberals
+Hollywood
+IT czars
+Academia
+Intellectuals
+NGOs
+Global movers
=Oh us poor victims!

Liberals, media, Hollywood, Silicon Valley, universities, NGOs, global community hate Republicans and love Democrats.
Trump hasn’t changed anything, just highlighted it.

French President warns US President against meddling in Europe’s affairs.
Trump, Obama, the Bushes, Bill, Carter went full ROFL.
Many ROFLs beyond the grave too!

Trump Haters are indulging unprecedented violence to prove that Trump is violent because… well just because…

What you are witnessing is the largest puerile temper tantrum in the history of modern democracy.
#TrumpDerangementSyndrome

Nowadays Free Speech is Leftist Speech.
Anything against Leftist Speech is dubbed Hate Speech.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Musings on the 2017 Assembly elections…

#2017Polls
If Pappu wins…
If Pappu loses…
Answer is the same.
He’ll eventually become Congress President.
Life ho to aisi!

If Kejri wins Goa and Punjab, then along with Delhi it will be a sort of Bermuda Triangle where all governance will go missing.

So will Punjab be the second State to have AAPRajya after Delhi?
Supreme Leader Kejri to extend his domain?

In 1952, Congress won 388/429 seats in the UP elections.
In 2017, it is dancing on one leg because it is getting to contest 105/403 seats.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru