Anna created Kejri.
He let Kejri use IAC contacts and funds to launch AAP.
And now after sleeping for years he’s suddenly crying.
Anna is exactly like Gandhi.
Gandhi gave us Pappu Nehru.
Anna gave us Pappu Kejri.
Anna promised us National Lokpal.
Instead he gave us Internal AAP Lokpal.
His only achievement of the 2010s.
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Rome wasn’t built in a day.
—From an old French saying.
Rome Rajya can’t be dismantled in a day.
—New Indian saying.
(So far on track. #Demonetization)
Pappu says demonetization worse than Hiroshima.
For him its true.
After Hiroshima, Nehru-Indira-Rajiv became Prime Minister.
After demonetization, no Nehru-Gandhi dynast may ever become PM.
There’s some major magic-voodoo in #Demonetisation.
Modi Haters are seriously inconvenienced with rotten luck.
Modi supporters managing though.
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Capitalists can genuinely say…
To hell with Communism!
Communists can’t honestly say “To hell with Capitalism!” because they make big bucks from it.
The fall…
2002: Modi did genocide!
2013: Modi did snoopgate!
2015: Name on suit!
2016: Modi follows trolls!
Mamata cries Emergency while cracking down on journalists, suppressing free speech and behaving dictatorially.
Story of most Chief Ministers of India.
Media is obsessed with politicians obsessed with caste and religion.
Media ignores politicians obsessed with development.
Problem is not just the politicians.
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Mitron,
Wish you a Cashless New Year.
Wish you a White (money) New Year.
Trump—Wish you a White Christmas.
Modi—Wish you a White New Year.
#BlackMoney
Does the collective optimism of a few billion people on the eve of December 31 actually help kick-start a new year better?
Does Father Time suddenly look at the date and find it’s December 31 and say…
Oh God! A year has ended! Let me change the luck/fortune of this world/country/person/group!
That decade was so… 2016 was so… are such artificial constructs.
Fortunes and eras don’t wait for a date, beginning and ending at any time they please.
They could last for a second, 17 days, 8 months, 13.5 years or 7.34567 decades.
Why a New Year Resolution?
Why not a New Month Resolution or a New Week Resolution or a New Day Resolution or a Mid-Day Resolution?
If it’s a really good resolution, then you don’t have to wait till the New Year.
If you’ve put off the resolution for the New Year, then the Resolution may well continue to be put off way after that.
You know that New Year Resolutions are just another form of GIGO, called RIRO…
GIGO=Garbage In Garbage Out.
RIRO=Resolution In Resolution Out.
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Rogue One is a prequel to the original trilogy and a sequel to the prequel trilogy.
Effectively Star Wars Episode 3.5, its prequel will be Episode 3.25 and sequel Episode 3.75.
(December 21)
Hum jahan khade ho jaate hain, TRP ratings ki line wahi se shuru hoti hain.
— #ArnabGoswami
(As he launches a new news channel #Republic)
(December 16)
Time P̶e̶r̶s̶o̶n̶ American of the Year.
When no worthwhile A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ , then only some non-American Person.
(December 9)
Chennai was depressed and even Bengaluru started crying.
#CycloneNada
(December 2)
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