JNU and Indian Army musings…

If you can’t respect/appreciate/admire the Indian defence forces, at least don’t insult/abuse them.
They’re merely following government orders and protecting every citizen of India.

National Defence Academy is 100% national.
Jawaharlal Nehru University is anti-national.
JNU confers degrees to NDA pass outs.
‪#‎Irony‬

War? Call the Army
Conflict? Call the Army
Flood? Call the Army
Riot? Call the Army
Punching bag required? Call the Army.

Indian Communism…
…died in trade unions in the 1980s.
…died in politics in 2014.
…first nail in coffin in universities in 2016.

Communism has killed hundreds of millions in cold blood.
In India it led to Naxalism, Maoism, WB and Kerala violence.
But Communism is most outraged when a single student can’t scream “Bharat ki barbaadi”.

Support Terrorist. OK.
Support Modi. –> Sparta!!!

There is only one real demand and message from this whole fiasco…
JNU maange azaadi!
(Independent Communist Educational Republic)

Why this nation is divided and protesting…
BJP rules the Lok Sabha.
Congress rules the Rajya Sabha.
The Left rules the Government Universities.

America is the most intolerant nation for Communists and atheists.
India is the most tolerant nation for Communists and atheists.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

February 2016 Status Updates

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ or ‪#‎IntellectualTerrorists‬?

(February 22)

Progress in West Bengal…
First: Congress-CPM clashes.
Then: CPM-Trinamool clashes.
Now: Trinamool-BJP clashes.

(February 19)

1. He’ll never be taken seriously.
2. OK, but he won’t become candidate.
3. OK, but he’ll never make head of State.
Modi passed all 3.
Trump at 3.

Tautology?
BJP ka Shatru BJP ka shatru hai.

(February 17)

Kejri best Delhi CM ever in…
1. Ad spend.
2. Media coverage.
3. Passing the buck.
4. Hope.
5. Nautanki.
6. Illogic.
7. Chicanery.

Fun fact of the day…
Immediately after Independence, CPI President BT Randive publicly called for an armed struggle to overthrow the Government of India.
P.S. CPM emerged from the CPI.

2008: Last year when there was no major ICC trophy.
2009: T20 World Cup, ICC Champions Trophy.
2010: T20 World Cup.
2011: ODI World Cup.
2012: T20 World Cup.
2013: ICC Champions Trophy.
2014: T20 World Cup.
2015: ODI World Cup.
2016: T20 World Cup.

(February 14)

Bradman greatest.
Waugh best in crisis.
Hussey best debut.
Smith greatest promise.
Now Voges has Test average of 100!
‪#‎AussieTestBatsmen‬

#‎GharWapsi‬ begins in Europe too.
Many disillusioned refugees returning to their home countries.

(February 13)

Obama: African American.
Romney: Mormon.
Sanders: Jew.
Cruz: Canadian born.
Rubio: Cuban American.
America finally becoming diverse at the top.

(February 12)

#‎MakeInIndia‬
36-year-old Nehra is nearly 2.5 times more precious than 32-year-old Steyn.
‪#‎IPLAuction‬

(February 6)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru