How to prop up naqli heroes to rubbish the asli hero…

Step 1: Always ignore whatever good work Modi does and magnify his bad work, even writing fiction.

Step 2: Make Pappu hero. When that fails…

Step 3: Make Kejri hero. When that fails…

Step 2: Make Advani hero. When that fails…

Step 4: Make Pappu hero again. When that fails again…

Step 5: Make Kejri hero again. When that fails again…

Step 6: Make Hardik hero. When that fails…

Step 7: Make Pappu hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 8: Make Kejri hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 9: Make Kanhaiya hero. When that fails…

Step 10: Make Pappu hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 11: Make Kejri hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 12: …Kanhaiya’s successor coming soon. Watch this space.

(Then of course back to Pappu and Kejri after that ad infinitum.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Thus spake the Communist…

josef-wissarionowitsch-stalin-161780_640I condemn Hitler who sent 11 million to concentration camps, but love Stalin who killed millions more and simply adore Mao whose actions may have led to the killing of 70 million.

I condemn Capitalism which sometimes keeps about half the population in poverty but recommend Communism which abuses, tortures and impoverishes 99.9% of the population every time.

I condemn democratic Capitalistic leaders with a lot of power but worship Communist despots with absolute power.
When 100% of mainstream media, intellectuals and writers happen to be Communists, I call it neutrality. But I absolutely froth in the mouth when 1% of social media leans Right and call it severe bias.

I ignore a murder committed by a Communist leader and scream from the rooftops if a Right leaning leader has even a baseless allegation hurled at him.

I’m an atheist so I hate the Christian-Judaism-Hindu Right but I curiously approve of the Muslim Right. Don’t ask me why. Nothing I do makes any sense anyway.

© Sunil Rajguru

Even Kanhaiya preferred to Modi…

Always clutching at straws…
What’ll stop Modi?
2011: Courts?
2012: Pappu?
2013: Advani?
2014: Kejri?
2015: Disruptions?
2016: Kanhaiya?

Progress…
From “Bandook ke dum pe lenge Aazadi” to “Bail ke dum pe lenge Aazadi”.
‪#‎Kanhaiya‬ ‪#‎HC‬ ‪#‎JNU‬

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
Empire began in 1526.*
Ideology began in 1848.**
Culture began in 1858.***
Civilization ended in 2014.
Key…
*Mughals
**Communism
***British Raj

No politician has done so much harm to India and been attacked so little by the media and so called intellectuals.
‪#‎Sonia‬

Consistency…
2013: Media attacking Modi, Twitter attacking Congress.
2016: Media attacking Modi, Twitter attacking Congress.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru