Chinese philosophy…
Once upon a time, I, Chuang Chou, dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a butterfly. I was conscious only of my happiness as a butterfly, unaware that I was Chou. Soon I awaked, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly, dreaming I am a man.

Indian philosophy…

Now I do not know whether I am a free man who keeps going to jail or a convict who keeps getting free.
—Sanjay Dutt.

Now I do not know whether I am a Bangkok resident who keeps going to New Delhi or a New Delhi resident who keeps going to Bangkok.
—Pappu.

Now I do not know whether I am an honest man who is corrupt, or a corrupt man who is honest.
—Manmohan Singh.

Now I do not know whether I am an activist who’s a politician, or a politician who’s an activist.
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Now I do not know whether I am a common man with VVIP privileges, or whether I am a VVIP who is in fact a common man.
—Robert Vadra.

Now I do not know whether I am a cricketer who sells everything under the sun, or a salesman who also played cricket.
—Sachin Tendulkar.

Now I do not know whether I am a truthful man who lies all the time, or whether I am a liar who thinks he’s always telling the truth.
—Diggy Raja.

© Sunil Rajguru

Imagine at the end of August Kranti 2011 if a soothsayer had predicted…
“In 4 years Kejri will defeat Bedi in the Delhi CM elections and join hands with Laloo while heading a fleet of chargesheeted MLAs.”
He would have been sent straight to the mental asylum.

One-third MLAs accused.
Half MPs suspended.
By 2019 it’ll be a Gaayab Aadmi Party.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru