Monthly Archives: November 2014

Indispensable Dhoni musings…

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BCCI: We hereby make you captain!
Dhoni: Does the captaincy come with a guarantee card?
BCCI: Yes, in your case, it is valid for your entire cricketing life.

BCCI logic…
Fatigued Dhoni = Indispensable.
Losing Dhoni = Indispensable.
Injured Dhoni = Indispensable.
‪#‎IndVsAus‬

Fact of the day…
About 24% of all Test matches ever won by India from 1932-2014 against the Top 8 teams were done under the captaincy of MS Dhoni.
(26/110)
Next best Azhar: Half of that (13).

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New Congress climate musings…

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The 3 Stages of Congress…
1947-89: Monopoly.
1989-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Oblivion.
The 3 Stages of RSS/BJS/BJP…
1947-77: Oblivion.
1977-2014: The Survivor.
2014- : Monopoly.

Congressman A: We are planning for a Chintan Shivir.
Congressman B: When will it begin?
A: Soon.
B: And end?
A: Probably 2024!

Yesterday: Lutyens’ Delhi.
Today: Lut gaya Delhi of all its communism, liberalism and privilege.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Kal Aaj aur Kal aur Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

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The Congress has been watching the movie Kal Aaj aur Kal (Yesterday Today and Tomorrow) for decades…

1960: Kal (Motilal) Aaj (Jawaharlal) aur Kal (Indira).
1980: Kal (Jawaharlal) Aaj (Indira) aur Kal (Rajiv).
2010: Kal (Rajiv) Aaj (Sonia) aur Kal (Pappu).

Right now they are hoping that Sonia will retire and Pappu will take over so that they can dream…
Kal (Sonia) Aaj (Pappu) aur Kal (Priyanka).

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#AreYouSerious?

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Vadra wanted to delete the video footage of him behaving badly.
#AreYouCensorious?

Vadra knocks down the mike.
#AreYouFurious?

The media wants to know about Vadra’s scams.
#AreYouCurious?

Vadra thinks his family is still controlling the nation.
#AreYouDelirious?

So far Vadra has got away with everything.
#AreYouVictorious?

Why is Vadra behaving so arrogantly?
#AreYouVainglorious?

Vadra is always in the news for all the wrong reasons.
#AreYouNotorious?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The fall of the mighty Congress…

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The Grand Old Party…

…yesterday…
Tilak: Swaraj is my birth right.
Bose: Jai Hind.
Gandhi: Quit India.
Nehru: Tryst with destiny.
Shastri: Jai Jawan Jai Kisan.
Indira: Garibi hatao.

…today…
Manmohan: #TheekHai
Pappu: #IveLostIt #NotHappening
Spokesperson 1: #SoniaIsUnhappy
Spokesperson 2: #HellYeah!
Khurshid: Tum napunsak ho!
Mani Shankar Aiyar: @#$%!!^&*()@#$^!!!
Vadra: #AreYouSerious?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru