When Modi stormed Madison Square in New York…

Manmohan gave a Thousand official speeches.
No-one remembers any of them.
Modi has already given a Thousand speeches.
No-one can remember which one is the very best.
P.S. Difficult to piece together 1000 coherent Pappu words.

1773: Boston Tea Party.
2009: Republican Tea Party.
2014: Modi Tea Party.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Jaya went to jail and gave us Panneerselvam…

cell-1875816_640Dear Mani Shankar Aiyar,
Aapka Mukhya Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Aapka Pradhan Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Koi baat nahin, aap zindagi bhar coffee peete raho.

Panneerselvam was a tea shop owner.
Chaiwallahs are taking over India.

The would-be-PM CMs…
Nitish. Kejriwal. Jaya. Mamata.
3/4 are not even CMs.
(Pappu not even anywhere near would-be-CM)

#‎SudhakarraoNaik‬ ‪#‎ManoharJoshi‬ ‪#‎NarayanRane‬ ‪#‎RabriDevi‬ ‪#‎ManmohanSingh‬ ‪#‎JayaReplacement‬
Generally remote controls are disasters in Indian politics.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru