Daily Archives: February 4, 2014

Similarities between AAP and CBI…

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Both go after top politicians without delivering results in the end.

Both are masters at issuing clean chits.

Both claim to be independent but detractors say that the strings are pulled by the Congress.

In terms of delivering the goods, both feel like caged parrots.

The CBI wants autonomy from the Centre, the AAP wants Delhi to have autonomy from India.

The CBI and AAP both claim anti-corruption as their main plank though they may both prove ineffective to counter corruption.

CBI is exempted from RTI while the AAP thinks it’s exempt from everything.

© Sunil Rajguru

AAP daily nautanki musings…

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Like CEO, CFO, CIO, CXO…
Arvind Kejriwal is the new CAO of India.
Chief Andolan Officer.
(Or CDA = Chief Dharna Officer)

Arvind Kejriwal should just launch a 24X7 TV channel and syndicate content to other channels.
Dharnas, stings, conspiracy theories, vigilante raids… no shortage of content.

AAP is like a student who got 100/100 in theory, failed in practicals and resorted to yelling at the invigilator, questions and system instead of changing.

Khap yahaan aaye kisliye?
Haryanvi voters ko bulaayaa isliye!

Tum mujhe khoon do, main tumhe azaadi doonga.
—Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose.
Tum mujhe votes do, main tumhe anarchy doonga.
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Problem: Congress had been ruling Delhi for 15 years.
Reality: AAP is currently ruling Delhi with Congress support.
Solution: Attack BJP and Modi.

Live every day as if it was your last.
—Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius.
Govern every day as if it was your last.
—Indian emperor Arvind Kejriwal.

AAP.
Out of power…
Allegations Agitations Party.
In power…
Allegations Agitations Party.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Azam Khan’s buffaloes went missing…

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buffalo-2359970_640Ask not what your buffaloes can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your buffaloes.
—Azam Khan, SP.

While UP was burning, SP was fiddling with junkets, film shows and buffaloes.

Full marks to the SP for respecting animal rights.
That they pay absolutely no regard for human rights is a different story altogether.

Did anyone check what direction Azam Khan’s buffaloes were headed to?
Mulayam has launched a Delhi Chalo campaign.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru