Who will win the cricket world cup?

Pakistan?
That depends on whether there is more money in winning or losing.
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South Africa?
That depends on their sense of humour and their ability to crack a choke.
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England?
They just won the Ashes comprehensively. They don’t want the cup. They are already ready to retire.
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India?
If that happens then beleagured Manmohan Singh will be booted out and Sachin Tendulkar will be made the Prime Minister.
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Australia?
A fourth title in a row means that you can just scrap world cup 2015 to save everyone the agony and declare them permanent champions.
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West Indies?
If someone hands Clive Lloyd and Viv Richards a bat maybe, they are already in India and seem to have all the answers.
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This version by Sunil Rajguru