• You are only as good as your last status message.
• I feel so naked… like everything in my life has been put up on Facebook.
• My life is in a state of flux… just like the Facebook interface.
• Yesterday: I have hundreds of friends!
Fibber!
Today: I have hundreds of friends!
FBer!
• Hasn’t the world suddenly become a “Friend”lier place?
© Sunil Rajguru
Step 1: Take a celebrity or a superfair model.
Step 2: Darken his or her face via make-up or Photoshop.
Step 3: Get him or her to act really really gloomy.
Step 4: Show your product to the public.
Step 5: Get back to the original fair face.
Step 6: Watch your sales soar even though everyone on Earth knows that the celebrity or model didn’t even sniff your fairness cream.
© Sunil Rajguru
BJP: BSY kab jayega? Hame Congress se corruption pe ladna hai…
Andhra Congress: YSR kyu hame chhod ke chale gaye?
Congress: Ye SC, ED sab kyu peeche pade hue hai?
Media: NDTV main khot hai, baaki sab saaf hai...
SC: HC main khot hai
Kalmadi: Ye CWG kab mujhe chhodega?
For everyone else, it’s the attack of the G+G (Sorry, 2G)
© Sunil Rajguru