More Facebook Quotes…

• You are only as good as your last status message.

• I feel so naked… like everything in my life has been put up on Facebook.

• My life is in a state of flux… just like the Facebook interface.

• Yesterday: I have hundreds of friends!
Fibber!
Today: I have hundreds of friends!
FBer!

• Hasn’t the world suddenly become a “Friend”lier place?

© Sunil Rajguru

How to make a fairness cream ad in India…

Step 1: Take a celebrity or a superfair model.

Step 2: Darken his or her face via make-up or Photoshop.

Step 3: Get him or her to act really really gloomy.

Step 4: Show your product to the public.

Step 5: Get back to the original fair face.

Step 6: Watch your sales soar even though everyone on Earth knows that the celebrity or model didn’t even sniff your fairness cream.

© Sunil Rajguru