Contrary to what people think, Indian cricket is still going through one of its greatest and golden ages.

This is borne out by the priority of Indian cricketers who are an extremely happy bunch of millionaire celebrities, no matter how much you poor ole fans fret and fume…

Priority No. 1: Ads.
Status: Lifetime World Champions.

Priority No. 2: IPL.
Status: Top of the Pops in the Rich List. MS Dhoni’s CSK current IPL champions  with the Champions League to boot!

Priority No. 3: ODIs.
Status: Current World Champions, till 2015. (Forgotten kya?)

Priority No. 4: T20s.
Status: Inaugural World Champions. World Cup coming up in this year itself, if we win that, then even small mentions of England or Australia tour will be banned.

Priority No. 5: Accumulating Records.
Status: Virtual World Champions. Sachin alone has more records than the entire Australian team put together.

Priority No. 6: Test Cricket.
Status: We were World Champions for close to 2 years weren’t we? Can’t be champions forever now can we? Belt up and get a life you always complaining and never satisfied Indian fan!

Post Script…
Now sing with me… Arre Bhaiyya Aal Izz Well…

© Sunil Rajguru