∙ Beta: Papa ye sab kya hai? Saare statues dikhai kyun nahin de rahe hai?
Papa: Beta, ye sab Maya hai!

∙ Old Saying: Empty vessels make a lot of noise.
New Saying: MT vessels make a lot of noise.
(Where MT=Manish Tewari)

∙ BJP ko bahut Darr lag raha hai kyunki Congress bol raha hai… I love you q q q q q q quota…

∙ No virtual understanding
India: Chalo boriya bistar band kar ke chale jao…
Facebook & Google: Par hamara koi boriya bistar hai hi nahin, sab virtual hai!
India: To bas chale jao hamare desh se…
Facebook & Google: Par ham yaha sab hai hi nahin… sab virtual hai…
India: Abbe ye Interent ka off switch kahan hai bhai?

∙ EC official: Aap ka election funding kaise hota hai?
Politician: Sab bhagwaan ke hawale kar diya hai!
EC official: Hawala!

© Sunil Rajguru