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Priyanka Vadra musings…

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The Congress unleashed two 5-year-plans on the nation.
One: By the Planning Commission lasting for 5 years.
Two: Priyanka Vadra, coming once every 5 years.

The Dynasty…
JaNe.
InGa. SaGa. RaGa Sr. SoGa. RaGa Jr.
PriVa. RoVa.
#NehruGandhiVadra

Ye #ModiVsPriyanka trend kisne nikaala?
It’s #ModiVsSonia.
Pappu is a sub-set of Sonia.
Pappini is a sub-set of Pappu.

Mrs Vadra ko gussa kyun aata hai?
Zindagi bhar aaraam hi aaraam,
with absolutely no kaam,
phir bhi ranting with great alarm.

Why does Modi do childish things like people development?
Why doesn’t he do grown-up things like monetary self-development (just like my wonderful hubby)!
#MrsVadra

In awe of Sonia.
#Strange
In awe of Pappu.
#Stranger
In awe of Mrs Vadra.
#Strangest

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When they went gaga over a woman called Priyanka Vadra…

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Priyanka is just an unqualified & inexperienced woman with corrupt husband Yet millions want her to be PM Tells you what’s wrong with India

Why he would make a better PM than her…
Robert is brilliant. He married Priyanka.
Priyanka is dumb. She married Robert.
Do you want a dumb PM or a brilliant PM?

RSVP…
Rahul jaise speeches.
Sonia jaise bolti hu.
Vadra ka saaya main jeeti hu.
Priyanka naam he mera.

Priyanka: Dangerous to vest power in one man. (Modi)
Translation: Power should be vested in one woman (Sonia) or another woman tomorrow (Me!!!).

Insults make me stronger. Maine daadi se seekha hai.
—Priyanka Vadra.
(P.S. Daadi ne Emergency main aise logon ko utha ke jail main patka tha. Sigh!)

The more they insult me, the stronger I get!
While we talk development, they…
The truth will come out…
Guess who’s speaking: Modi or Priyanka!

Congress on Priyanka Vadra…
2014 to sirf ek jhaaki hai,
2019 abhi baaki hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congressi dynasty musings…

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The Infinity Loop of Inaction…
Pappu: I am ready to do what the Congress wants.
Congress: We are ready to do what Pappu wants.

The symbol of Indian politics should be Two Hands.
One Hand holding the Hammer and Sickle.
The other Hand holding the Broom.

The diminishing Pappu…
2010: Likely successor to Manmohan.
2012: Likely challenger to Modi.
2014: Likely lost it to even Kejriwal.

The dynasty (Sonia) wrecked UPA2.
Solution: Get more dynasty (Pappu).
Failed again.
Next solution: Get even more dynasty (Priyanka).

The Congress is toying with the idea of making the wife of a humble farmer with a simpleton brother their PM candidate.
#PriyankaVadra

Priyanka would be the worst PM ever.
The only choice we’ve known that she’s made is marrying Robert Vadra.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru