· Modi is like a hare.
Rahul is like a tortoise.
Sigh!
And we know who wins that race.

· While Modi has mastered the online medium, I wonder if Rahul Baba can even spell “Internet”.

· Modi’s PM candidature: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Rahul’s candidature: The glass is empty.
(Positive spin: It is full of air.)

· Ho sakta hai Modi even 50% phekta hoga apne speeches main.
But other politicians talk 100% nonsense.
50% > 0%.

· In software, subsequent versions get better.
In the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty, subsequent versions steadily get worse.

· Nitish is petrified that under Modi it will become a National Dictatorial Alliance.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

· Nitish: Ek mayaan main do talwaar nahi raha sakte…
Modi: Woh to theek hai, par doosra talwaar kahaan hai?

· That Modi is an extremely boastful character, especially when compared to Rahul!
(That Modi has many achievements to boast of and Rahul has none is a different story altogether.)

· Like Good Cop Bad Cop, Modi and Rahul play Good PM Bad PM regularly.

· Since we call him NaMo, why don’t we call the other guy RaGa?

· Action speaks louder than words.
In Rahul Gandhi’s case, his action is mute and his words say even less.

· Modi can’t spell agriculture.
Congress can’t spell grace, humility, honesty and maybe even governance.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru