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Yet another round of Modi musings…

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The biggest Opposition to the Congress has been the Congress.
The biggest Opposition to Narendra Modi is the BJP.

The Modi Industry…
Stage 1: Fame.
Stage 2: Fortune.
Stage 3: Industry Status.
Stage 4: Very own political party.

The AAP media marriage…
Stage 1: Honeymoon.
Stage 2: Marital fights.
Stage 3: Divorce.
(When it comes to Modi-media, it looks like the reverse)

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, and finally they scramble to be your ally partner.
#NaMo #NDA #2014Polls

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

How Indian media focuses its camera…

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photographer-424622_640Once upon a time…

Modi’s faults: Zoom in, zoom in!!!
Modi’s successes: Zoom out, zoom out!!!

Congress’s successes: Zoom in, zoom in!!!
Congress’s failures: Zoom out, zoom out!!!

Then…

Just zoom out of Congress (totally gone case) and zoom in on Modi’s speeches.

After that…

AAP’s successes: Zoom in, zoom in!!!
AAP’s failures: Zoom out, zoom out!!!

After the Somnath Bharti raid…

AAP’s faults: Zoom in, zoom in!!!

And it’s always been…

India’s tamashas, nautankis and sensationalist events: Zoom in, zoom in!!!
India’s real issues: Zoom out, zoom out!!!

© Sunil Rajguru

Yet more NaMo musings…

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The media turns everyone into such a Hero that they eventually become a Villain.
#Pappu #Nitish #Kejriwal
The advantage with Modi is that they turned him into such a Villain from Day 1 that he eventually became a Hero for many.

NaMo’s Mission2014 diary…
Nitish self-destructed. <Check>
Advani self-destructed. <Check>
Pappu self-destructed. <Check>
–>Kejriwal self-destruct sequence initiated.

Vajpayee: 1980s hardliner, 1990s moderate.
Advani: 1990s hardliner, 2000s moderate.
Modi: 2000s hardliner, 2010s moderate?

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Successive annual agenda for Modi haters…

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2002: Modi will be sacked any time now.

2003: How has Modi not been dismissed by now?

2004: NDA has gone—Modi should step down as CM.

2005: Modi will get indicted/chargesheeted any time soon.

2006: Just a matter of time before Modi goes.

2007: Modi will never get re-elected in the absence of polarization.

2008: Modi has no moral authority on the CM’s chair.

2009: Pappu is the next PM, no BJP leader will ever come close.

2010: Modi is finished. The End.

2011: Modi cannot even dream of becoming PM.

2012: Advani will never allow Modi to be PM.

2013: BJP will never announce Modi as their PM candidate.

2014: Kejriwal will split votes and prevent Modi from becoming PM.

© Sunil Rajguru

The difference between Narendra Modi and all the rest…

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Congress leader…
Stage 1: The allegation is wrong.
Stage 2: The chargesheet is wrong.
Stage 3: The trial is wrong.
Stage 4: The verdict is wrong.
Modi…
Stage 0: Whatever allegation you’re going to make is correct. Hang him!

Congress…
They have 1969 (Gujarat riots), 1980 (Moradabad riots), 1983 (Nellie massacre), 1984 (anti-Sikh pogrom) and 1989 (Bhagalpur riots).
Modi…
But 2002 is a greater number than either 1969 or 1980 or 1983 or 1984 or 1989.

Congress…
Emergency, Section 66A, Article 356, Section 144, no elections for the Congress President when a dynasty member is around…
Modi…
Fascist! Dictatorial! No free speech in Gujarat!

Pappu…
What about work experience?
Not required. He is fit to be Prime Minister because he is well-meaning, inclusive and cute.
Modi…
His 11 years’ experience as CM proves that he is unfit to be PM.

Others…
There is no development in a, b, c… States.
Modi…
The development of Gujarat is not inclusive!

© Sunil Rajguru

The Modi wave is here…

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Na billi hai na parcha hai,
Bas Modi ka hi charcha hai,
Jo na samjhe ye aaj bhi ye,
Woh to waakahi baccha hai.

Sheila: Agar Pappu fail na hota to main CM banti.
Harsh Vardhan: Agar Kejriwal na hota to main CM banta.
Kejriwal: Agar Modi wave na hota to main CM banta.

2012: Is Advani an alternative to Modi?
2013: Is Pappu an alternative to Modi?
2014: Is AAP an alternative to Modi?
Deny karte karte Modi ka ek term poora bhi ho jaayega.

Kejriwal wave in Delhi.
Modi wave all over India.
Pappu waves Congress chances goodbye.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru