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Modi finally seems to hit out…

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Modi increases the temperature just a wee bit and all the Opposition leaders start jumping like cats on a hot tin roof.
‪#‎IfCBIRaids‬

Past…
Attacked Modi in 2002, he won.
Attacked him in 2007, he won.
Attacked him in 2014, he won.
Future…
Attacking him for 2019.

Sonia: Tu jaanta nahin meri saas…
‪#‎CowardKejriwal‬: Tu jaanta nahin mera…
Kharge: Tu jaanta nahin…
Modi: Tu jaanta nahin main Pradhan Mantri hu? Dikhau?

Very soon Doordarshan will have to launch an ‪#‎AajKaRaid‬ bulletin.
‪#‎IfCBIRaids‬ ‪#‎IfEDRaids‬

Since all his opponents have rubbished his ‪#‎ChaiPeCharcha‬, Modi has decided to launch ‪#‎RaidPeCharcha‬ on all of them.
‪#‎IfCBIRaids‬ ‪#‎IfEDRaids‬

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They will never stop attacking Modi musings…

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Famous Modi Haters can be as abusive as they want.
Anonymous Modi supporters have to be Civil with a capital C.

Modi has already failed. ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬.
Modi has lost the plot. ‪#‎EnglishMedia‬
Modi is doing OK. ‪#‎RegionalMedia‬
Modi has high ratings. ‪#‎IndianCitizens‬

2004-14: Modi Hater. Hate Modi 24X7 even as UPA is destroying the country.
2014-__: Modi Blamer, Blame Modi 24X7 for everything going wrong in this country.

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#AdarshLiberals and their rank hypocrisy…

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Welcome to India where…
Liberals are intolerant.
Seculars are communal.
Intellectuals are idiots.
Writers are politicians.
NGOs are profit centres.

In India…
Communist = Intellectual.
Not tolerating their bullshit = Intolerance.
Replacing Communism with Democracy = Fascism.
‪#‎RedMenace‬

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have been living “in INCtolerance” which is in fact “intolerance INC”.
First INC = Indian National Congress.
Second INC = Incorporated.

Secular.
Liberal.
Intellectual.
Intolerance.
Ye saare words ka meaning ka band baja diya in logon ne.
‪#‎LutyensClub‬ ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬

This year-end ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ will probably calculate the Gross Intolerance Product of 2015 and check the Intolerance Growth Rate compared to 2016.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Indian TV news remix…
In the land of the blind, the man who shouts the loudest is king.

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#‎AdarshLiberals continue to be delusional…

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Go figure…
Most tolerant religion in world
+ Most tolerant country in world
+ World’s biggest election
= Intolerance Unlimited.

I agree intolerance is a huge problem.
Congress, artists, intellectuals, writers, editors, Leftists… growing more and more intolerant.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

National media…
South Indians: It’s North Indian media!
North Indians: It’s Delhi media!
Delhi: It’s Lutyens’ media!
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬: It’s Modi media! Before they supported us 100%, now only 98%.

The TV show Left, Right & Centre was named wrongly.
When Congress was in power it was…
Left, Centre & Centre.
With BJP in power its…
Left, Left & Left.

In ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ imagination, UPA3 was formed in 2014 with Pappu as Prime Minister and Kejri as Deputy Prime Minister.
Whenever they see Modi, they short circuit.

By 2020, Kejri would have imbibed every bad quality of every bad politician in the country.

Indian economy shows great intolerance and disrespect to Chinese economy by achieving greater growth than it.
‪#‎IntoleranceRising‬

Family planning…
Government: Have 1-2 children. Educate them well.
Laloo: Have many children. No need for education. They can all be accommodated in Jungle Raj.

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Modi ka naam lete rahenge marte dam tak…

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Next round of Assembly elections in April-May 2016.
Till then India will be very tolerant.
It could suddenly turn Fascist in March 2016.

Most of those who use the term ‪#‎ModiBhakt‬ are…
‪#‎SoniaBhakts‬
‪#‎KejriBhakts‬
‪#‎LaluBhakts‬
‪#‎PappuBhakts‬
‪#‎NehruBhakts‬
…in that order.

Sonia…
1991: Handed PMship on a platter.
1998: Handed Cong presidency on a platter.
2004: Handed power on a platter.
2009: Handed dictatorship on a platter.
Modi…
Will struggle all his life.

BJP PM is working.
BJP Cabinet Ministers are working.
BJP CMs are working.
BJP leaders are talking shit.
BJP spokesmen are out of their depth.
Media is enjoying.

British media gives Modi hostile reception.
British people, Prime Minister and Queen gives Modi greatest reception ever for an Indian Prime Minister.
Which matters more?
‪#‎ModiInUK‬

Indian politicians…
Obama, please Modi ko ban karo!
UN Secretary General, please intolerance ka kuch karo!
Nawaz Sharif, please Modi ko hatao!

Modi kept the two giants of the Indian Right—Subramanian Swamy and Arun Shourie—out of the Cabinet.
You can’t win a media/communication war like that.

In 2014 had Subramanian Swamy been made the Home Minister and Arun Shourie the Finance Minister, things would have moved in fast forward.

Modi’s 5 biggest achievements so far…
‪#‎ToiletRevolution‬
‪#‎EnergyPush‬
‪#‎BlockbusterForeignPolicy‬
‪#‎OROP‬
‪#‎StreamlinedBureaucracy‬
Haters will scream he’s done nothing all the way till 2019.

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No matter what, Modi is always wrong…

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2002-14…
When Narendra Modi is the Chief Minister of Gujarat, then everything bad that happens in Gujarat is his fault.
2014-…
When Mamata Banerjee is the Chief Minister of West Bengal, then everything bad that happens in West Bengal is the Prime Minister’s fault.
Note: this applies to every State in India.

Hans Christen Anderson…
The emperor’s new clothes = Naked.
Indian mainstream media…
The Prime Minister’s new clothes = Rs 10 lakh sorry Louis Vuitton sorry…

The priceless logic…
People insulting Sonia (1-2) should quit.
People insulting Modi (1000-2000) should stay put.

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