UB’s new mantras…

Fly less, drink more. Race less, drink more.

Play less, drink more. Build less, drink more.

Stay afloat, drink more. Drown, still drink more.

No more takeovers. Only hangovers.

New Slogan: The King of Bewda Times.

Next round of diversification to include UB Pubs, Hospitals and Alcohol Rehab Institutes…

Next campaigns: Reduce voting age for drinking. Build planes and racing cars that run on alcohol.

Stick to your core competency, I say!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 11

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kingfisher.
Kingfisher who?
King fishing for funds, bailout, restructuring, lucrative air routes… anything will do.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kudankulam.
Kudankulam who?
Could a nuke lemon be in the making for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Don 2.
Don 2 who?
Don’t worry, be happy, last month I made loads of money, next month I’ll make loads more.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru