Tamil Nadu: It could be Jaya or Karuna or hung House.
Assam: BJP could win big or scrape through. One puts Congress ahead.
Kerala: LF could win big or scrape through. One puts Congress ahead.
West Bengal: Mamata could scrape through or get a landslide.
And people actually pay money for these polls?
#ExitPolls should be renamed #ExitTrolls.
X may win.
X may lose.
It could be a hung House.
Sab kucch predict kar diya hai!
Exit Poll for 100 seats…
Party A: 50 seats. (± 50 seats)
There’s a suitable girl for every boy!
The Indian pollster…
There’s a suitable prediction for every party!
The amazingly wide range that all Indian Opinion and Exit Polls predict nullifies the need to have such polls in the first place.
It’s a joke.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru