Advisor: Madam, aapke chaar problems hai: Bhrashtachar, anti-incumbency, image aur development.
Madam: Rajya ke chaar tukde kar do!
Diggy Raja: Yuvraj, woh aapka stepping stone hai pradhan mantri ke pad ke liye.
Yuvraj: Mummy! Woh mere stepping stone ke chaar tukde kar rahi hai!
Mulayam: Ek tukda Maya ke paas. Ek Ajit le jaayega. Ek shaayad Congress ya BJP le jaayega. Phir bhi mere liye ek tukda bachta hai. Waise, idea bura nahin hai!
Amar Singh: Actually, mera network bhi bad jaayega!
At Rashtrapati Bhawan: Three more Governors to lord over!
Government contractors: More assemblies! More offices! More quarters! More orders! More development…
The ghost of Mountbatten: Hmmm… the United Provinces is finally getting Divided…
© Sunil Rajguru