We sack cricketers for not doing their homework…

· Yet another profession ruined by PowerPoint.
(4 Aussie cricketers sacked for not submitting report)

· Arthur takes the mickey out of the Aussie cricket players.

· CA: We believe each player should list 3 ways in which their individual performance can be improved. What about you?
BCCI: We just believe in just 3 letters!
CA: Eh?
BCCI: I-P-L. They add value to our coffers. (P.S. We still have the WC till 2015)

· Who is coaching Cricket Australia?
A. Mickey Arthur?
B. Mickey Mouse?
C. King Arthur?

· Arthur takes the mickey out of the Aussie cricket players.

· Pattinson: Here mate, take 8 wickets for the first 2 Tests.
Clarke: Thanks mate! Wickets are pure gold here!
Arthur: Hey where’s my report!
Pattinson: But I’m not a reporter!
Arthur: You’re Out!
Clarke: How did he get out?
Pattinson: I’m Stumped!

© Sunil Rajguru