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The changing times of Arvind Kejriwal…

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2014: Kejri threatens to block Republic Day.
2015: Republic Day blocks Kejri.

2013: Giant killer Kejri defeats Sheila.
2015: Bedi set to be giant killer to defeat Kejri.

2013: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels for AAP.
2015: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels against AAP.

2013: Kejri asks, “What has Sheila done in 15 years?”
2015: Bedi asks, “What has Kejri done in 49 days?”

2013: BJP alleges AAP is a B Team of the Congress.
2015: BJP alleges Congress is a B Team of the AAP.

2013: Kejri for CM.
2014: Kejri for PM.
2015: Kejri only on FM.

2013: Give me just one chance to prove myself.
2015: Give me just one more chance to prove myself.
2020: Give me just one last chance to prove myself.

And some things don’t change…

2013: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.
2015: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.

2013: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.
2015: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.

© Sunil Rajguru

When Kiran Bedi joined the BJP…

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The ABC of Delhi politics…
AAP, BJP & Congress.
But it’s finally down to A or B…
Arvind or Bedi.

Changing Times.
2011…
Bedi: Main bhi Anna.
Kejriwal: Main bhi Anna.
2015…
Bedi: Main bhi CM.
Kejriwal: Main bhi CM.

One section of the BJP will be known as the Bharatiya Janata Congress while another section will be known as the Aam Janata Party.
‪#‎AAPCongDefectors‬

Is this Join BJP month?
If you look at his latest Tweets, you could be forgiven for thinking that even Pranabda has joined the BJP!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Look out, here comes the Mufflerman!

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(In honour of Mufflerman Arvind Kejriwal…
Please sing to the tune of Here comes the Spiderman…)

Mufflerman, Mufflerman,
Does whatever a politician can,
Spins a lie, any size,
Catches controversies just like flies,
Look out!
Here comes the Mufflerman.

Is he wrong?
Listen bud,
He’s got Communist blood,
Can he bring a change?
Take a look overhead,
Hey, there,
There goes the Mufflerman (after 49 days flat).

In the chill of night,
At the scene of a dharna,
Like an anarchist ready for a fight,
He leaves just in time.

Mufflerman, Mufflerman,
Friendly Delhi neighbourhood Mufflerman,
Wealth and fame,
He can’t ignore,
Excess publicity is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up,
Whenever there’s a TV camera hung up,
You’ll find the Mufflerman!

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

The strange tale of Politician Kejriwal Grundy…

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Politician Kejriwal Grundy,

Born on a Monday,

Launched party on Tuesday,

Became CM on Wednesday,

Declared future PM on Thursday,

Lost his CMship on Friday,

Lost his PMship dreams on Saturday,

His politics took ill, grew worse, died and buried on Sunday.

That was the end,

Of Politician Kejriwal Grundy.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

AAP and the 420 factor…

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In 1984, the Congress won a record 414 Lok Sabha seats.
In 2014, the Congress lost 418 seats.
But the AAP broke that record by losing 420 seats, a highly symbolic number.

AAP doesn’t respect other parties.
Doesn’t respect law and order.
Doesn’t respect courts.
Doesn’t respect anything at all.
Result…
Nobody respects the AAP, especially the voters.

AAP is curing Indian politics using Homeopathy: Like cures like.
They will cure bad parties by becoming as bad as them.

© Sunil Rajguru