AG OG Lo-G 2G!

Please sing to the tune of My Name is Lakhan

Rum pum pum rum pum pum rumpa pupam pum pum…
AG OG Lo-G 2G!
Main hu Raja of 2G,
Karta hu main jo wo tum bhi karo ji,
1 2 ka 4, 4 2 ka 1,
My name is dhakkan, my name is dhakkan,
Spectrumo ka sajan,
Mera naam hai dhakkan.

Spectrum chakori, paisa hai license,
Suli pe latka hain har ek operator,
Sabke gale main.. Sabke gale main… Maya ka mala,
Seekho o yaaron inse ye dhanda, inse yeh dhanda.

Do saal seedhe bas delay kar ke, har spectrum becho jyaada bol ke,
Har spectrum becho jyaada bol ke,
Main apni khaali jebe bharu ji,
Karta hu main jo wo tum bhi karo ji,
1 2 ka 4, 4 2 ka 1,
1 2 ka 4, 4 2 ka 1,
My name is dhakkan, my name is dhakkan,
Spectrumo ka sajan,
Mera naam hai dhakkan.

Main kuchh na jaanu is-se jiyada,
Ye mera ministry, main iska dada,
Politics nahi itna seedha sadha,
Kaise karu kisi se bhi koi vaada?
Vaade hain jhuthe, paise sachhe ho tum,
Jaise bhi ho bade achhe ho tum,
Bade achhe ho tum…

Kehna coalition partners ka tum maan lo,
Achha bura hain tum kya jaano?
Tum kya jaano?
Kehta hu main jo wo tum bhi suno ji,
Maine suna nahi phir se kaho ji,
Nahi Number 2 koi dono ho number ho,
Main hu dhakkano ka dhakkan,
Spectrumo ka sajan, jiyo dhakkan dhakkan,
jiyo dhakkan dhakkan…

Spoof By Sunil Rajguru

(Original Song: My Name is Lakhan
Film: Ram Lakhan
Year: 1989)