I am JAG (Judge Advocate General).
I will choose the Judge.
I will choose the Advocate.
I am the General.
I will decide what crime it is.
I will decide the quantum of punishment,
I will choose victim’s testimony.
I will choose which State police to investigate me.
I will choose the investigating agency.
One second thoughts…
I am Judge Dredd!
I am the law!
#Tehelka
© Sunil Rajguru
When the Hunter becomes the Hunted.
When the Sting gets Stung.
When the magazine is News and not reporting it.
When the Tehelka is within and not around.
With the way she has behaved I think it is Shoma Chaudhury who should lacerate and take a 6 months recuse while Tarun Tejpal should be handed over to the police.
Q: Why did Tarun Tejpal demand his case be transferred to independent agency?
A: Because Goa is under BJP rule while Tejpal is under Congress rule.
The only good Tarun Tejpal has achieved is that he has increased the vocabulary of the entire middle class India by a count of 2.
#Lacerate #Recuse
Months back…
Shoma: Death penalty not a solution for rapists.
Today…
Tejpal: You are stellar Shoma, what foresight!
If Tehelka had been anti-Congress instead of being so virulently anti-BJP, it would have folded up within 24 hours of the scandal.
By now it’s crystal clear that Shoma Chaudhury doesn’t give a fig for women’s rights and rape but is just another power drunk editor.
2 years’ incarceration
versus
6 months laceration.
A recluse in solitary confinement
versus
A recuse as a judgment.
Nadeem-Shravan collected romantic tunes for years waiting for a Romantic Era to come and then flooded Bollywood.
The anti-Modi camp has been collecting stings for years now, waiting for the run up to 2014, and have started flooding the media with them now.
How they treat a rape accused…
If not for this, then Tejpal is the greatest journalist in the history of India and Tehelka the greatest magazine.
2011: Interpol-Pakistan says Taliban trying to launch India operations.
2013: Tehelka calls Taliban leader to infamous Goa THiNK 2013.
And you really expected better from Tarun Tejpal?
They’re trying to portray Tejpal as a great man who suddenly fell.
Tehelka has always followed journalism of hate.
Plus sexual predators rule media.
Every Character will meet his comeuppance within these 140 Characters.
#Twitter
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Indian TV channels…
Breaking Views.
Breaking Interviews.
Breaking Overviews.
Breaking Previews.
Breaking Reviews.
Breaking Nonnews.
But rarely… Real Breaking News.
Indian media coverage…
A scandal a day keeps the real issues away.
Coming soon…
Saheb, no Biwi aur media Gangsters.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Sonia: BJP is a party of poisonous people.
+ Sonia: Power is poison.
= What Sonia really said: BJP is a party of powerful people.
It’s absolutely rare in the world for a pathetic orator to be the leader of a political party.
#SoniaGandhi
In Congress, MP stands for Master of Poison.
#Power=Poison #Sonia #Pappu
Power corrupts (UPA1).
Absolute power corrupts absolutely (UPA2).
Beyond that is complete annihilation (UPA3).
All Congress spokespersons play a game call “Passing the Foot in the Mouth Parcel”.
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BJP voter: Kamal corruption aur gande economy ke keechad main khilega.
Rival: Kamal murjha jaayega.
Congress voter: Haath high five karega.
Rival: Haath malte raha jaoge!
SP voter: Cycle Delhi main daudega.
Rival: Cycle UP main hi puncture ho jaayega.
JD(U) voter: Teer nishaane pe lagega is baar.
Rival: Toota teer?
BSP voter: Haathi Delhi main raaj karega.
Rival: Haathi UP main hi extinct ho jaayega.
CPM voter: Loha garam hai, maar do Hathoda.
Rival: Hathoda ka zamana kab ka khatam ho gaya.
AAP voter: Jhaadu saare parties ko saaf karega.
Rival: Jhaadu apne hi armaano pe jhaadu lagayega.
TRS voter: Telenagana ke naye raaste pe Car chalega.
Rival: Car main pahale petrol to bharwa lo!
NCP voter: Ghadi ka zamana hai.
Rival: Tumhari to Ghadi band ho gayi hai!
DMK voter: Sunrise and Sonrise!
Rival: Sunset and Sonset!
© Sunil Rajguru
Taliban justice…
Sexual harassment = 6 lashes to the back.
Tehelka justice…
Sexual harassment = 6 months leave and I’ll be back.
#TarunTejpal
1983…
Justice Chaudhury: Death to smugglers!
2013…
Justice Chaudhury: Six months leave for sexual harassment!
#Tehelka #TarunTejpal
I apologize and go on 6 months leave.
—Tarun Tejpal.
Dear Tehelka,
Oh, that’s the kind of apology you want from Narendra Modi for Godhra!
For every action (against Modi), there is an equal and opposite reaction (against his detractors).
The hate industry against Modi is far greater than the hate they claim he propagates.
The foundations of the entire anti-Modi alliance are nothing but a pack of cards.
They are destined to collapse sooner or later.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru