…and then Modi walked into the sunset with Obama and said, “I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
Wherever he went with his development tune, all the world leaders said, “Play it again NaMo!”
Modi: May the force be with you!
Obama: Kem cho?
Rajdeep: ***hole!
2014 continues to be a topsy turvy year…
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Saudi-Qatar (chief funders), Iraq (home of ISIS), Afghanistan (Taliban) and Pakistan (Maximum terrorists) should form a terror group called T5.
(September 29)
India at UN, post-Independence…
1. Pakistan withdraws from PoK.
2. India conducts plebiscite.
So whenever Pak demands UN plebiscite, translate it as:
“Pak agrees to withdraw from PoK!!!”
(September 28)
Pakistan government…
Our heart bleeds for Kashmiris, Talibanis, Palestinians, Al-Qaeda, LeT, JeM…
The following regions can go to hell…
Pak Punjab, Sindh, Balochistan, Khyber Pakhtunkhwa…
Separated at birth
Imra(rvind)n K(ejriwal)han.
Arvi(mran)nd K(han)ejriwal.
(September 27)
With the way it’s still escalating, at this rate TOI will have a Cleavage Correspondent.
(September 23)
What if the DD newsreader was told in a letter to exit and refused to do so because exit was read as e-eleven-t.
#XiJinping
Maharashtra elections…
2009: Hum Saath Saath Hai.
Congress + NCP. BJP + Shiv Sena.
2014: Akele Hum Akele Tum?
#2014Polls
Theme song of all parties wanting to go it alone in Maharashtra elections…
Aaj dekhe zara kisme kitna hai dum…
#2014AssemblyPolls
(September 21)
In India there is a lot of “Interest” of politicians in business and sports and of businessman in politics and sports, but there is definitely no “Conflict”.
#ConflictOfInterestRedefined
(September 12)
Q: Do you really want a Smart City?
Politician: No, I’d prefer a Dumb Electorate.
Gareeb…
Roti, kapda aur makaan.
Middle class…
Fine dining, foreign brands aur EMI.
(September 11)
They severely attacked Modi–>Became PM.
They severely attacked Amit Shah–>Became BJP Prez.
Now they are severely attacking Yogi Adityanath.
Plan A: Attack like hell. (e.g. Modi)
Plan B: Worship like a monarch. (e.g. Sonia)
KCR: I’ll take Plan B please and finish you off if you give me Plan A.
#MSM
ICC wants Ajmal banned for illegal bowling action.
Pakistani Government wants Imran banned for illegal political action.
#Islamabad
(September 11)
Q: What was Manmohan Singh’s biggest achievement after 100 days as Prime Minister?
A: That he remained Prime Minister.
(September 4)
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Manmohan gave a Thousand official speeches.
No-one remembers any of them.
Modi has already given a Thousand speeches.
No-one can remember which one is the very best.
P.S. Difficult to piece together 1000 coherent Pappu words.
1773: Boston Tea Party.
2009: Republican Tea Party.
2014: Modi Tea Party.
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Dear Mani Shankar Aiyar,
Aapka Mukhya Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Aapka Pradhan Mantri bhi chaiwallah.
Koi baat nahin, aap zindagi bhar coffee peete raho.
Panneerselvam was a tea shop owner.
Chaiwallahs are taking over India.
The would-be-PM CMs…
Nitish. Kejriwal. Jaya. Mamata.
3/4 are not even CMs.
(Pappu not even anywhere near would-be-CM)
#SudhakarraoNaik #ManoharJoshi #NarayanRane #RabriDevi #ManmohanSingh #JayaReplacement
Generally remote controls are disasters in Indian politics.
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Three largest Opposition parties in Lok Sabha…
1. Congress. (Sonia in National Herald case)
2. AIADMK. (Jaya convicted in DA case)
3. TMC. (Mamata faces Saradha flak)
Yesterday: Neta ka jai ho.
Today: Neta ko jail ho.
JAILaloo.
A RaJAIL.
KanimoJAIL.
JAILalitha.
In a slip of the tongue, Subramanian Swamy said Sonia instead of Jaya on a TV news channel.
Practicing in advance?
Amma Cement, Amma Rice, Amma Canteen…
Coming soon…
Amma Jail built with Amma Cement with Amma Canteen serving Amma Rice.
If Raja/Kanimozhi also gets convicted after Jaya, then BJP will launch a #Mission118 campaign for the Tamil Nadu Assembly in 2016.
The blind devotion of the average Indian voter to follow their leader despite a clear criminal conviction is quite disgusting.
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BJP: Kya bhaav hai?
Shiv Sena: 151.
BJP: Thoda kam nahin ho sakta kya?
Sena: 151.
BJP: 130 consider karoge kya?
Sena: 151.
BJP: 140 nahin chalega kya?
Sena: 151.
BJP: Arre bhai, 140 ko chala lo!
Sena: 151.
BJP: 145?
Sena: 151.
BJP: Ek kaam kar lo, hum aapko saare 288 seats hi de dete hai!
© Sunil Rajguru