Mann ki baat and other radio shows…

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radio-2224443_640Narendra Modi: Mann ki baat.

Sonia Gandhi: Son ki baat.

Mukesh Ambani: Dhan ki baat.

Sunny Leone: Tann ki baat.

News headline writer: Pun ki baat.

MTV Generation: Fun ki baat.

Soldier: Rann ki baat.

Terrorist groups: Gun ki baat.

Bakery show: Bun ki baat.

Solar company: Sun ki baat.

Census official: Jan ki baat.

Attila: Hun ki baat.

MS Dhoni: Won ki baat.

Chinese restaurant: Wonton ki baat.

Bangalore restaurant: Vaangi bhaat…
…and bisi bhele bhaat, khara bhaat, kesari bhaat, chow chow bhaat…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Sun lo Pappu ki baat…

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US Prez leaves in the morning.
Mann ki Baat in the night.
In between Delhi voters get entertained with Congress Vice Prez’s Pappu ki Baat.

Rip Van Pappu.
Sleeps for 20 days, then gets up and rants.
Sleeps for 20 days again, gets up and rants again.
Sleeps, gets up again and again and again…

Pappu is the Arnab Goswami of Indian politics.
He sticks to his personal script no matter what the debate/situation around him.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Columns on the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty

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Nehru Was Afraid, Modi Is Not-Foreign Policy Truths!
February 10, IndiaFacts.co.in

How Netaji won us Independence while Nehru destroyed India
January 25, 2016, DailyO.in

National Herald Case: Is this the end-game for Sonia Gandhi?
December 21, Sify.com

Why Rajiv Gandhi Was The Most Communal PM In India’s History
December 8, IndiaFacts.co.in

Why is Modi, media going soft on the Dynasty?
July 10, 2015, Sify.com

4-stage rocket Pappu relaunched yet again
April 21, 2015, Sify.com

Yes Bose, not Gandhi, gave us freedom!
April 14, 2015, Sify.com

9 ways in which Nehru was a bad pioneer…
April 13, 2015, Sify.com

On the 4th-gen dynasty’s 40-year misrule…
January 27, 2015, Sify.com

Meet India’s four great dictators
November 15, 2014, Sify.com

10 pieces of Vadra notoriety
November 3, 2014, Sify.com

6 court cases involving the Sonia-Rahul duo
July 25, 2014, Sify.com

National Herald case: The end of Sonia Gandhi?
June 29, 2014, Sify.com

Eight times when media was petrified of Sonia…
May 12, 2014, Sify.com

7 urgent questions for Priyanka Vadra!
April 30, 2014, Sify.com

Seven reasons why Nehru was a bad first PM
April 30, 2014, Sify.com

5 possible reasons why Priyanka isn’t contesting
April 28, 2014, Sify.com

Five reasons why Pappu will be a disastrous PM
April 26, 2014, Sify.com

And just who is Priyanka Vadra anyway?
April 24, 2014, Sify.com

Leadership SWOT analysis: Rahul Gandhi
March 24, 2014, Sify.com

8 great Pappu nautankis
February 5, 2014, Sify.com

5 fallouts of the Pappu interview
February 1, 2014, Sify.com

What Pappu actually said in his interview…
27 January, 2014, Sify.com

Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty till 2013…

When Obama came to India’s Republic Day…

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Obama visits.
Obama walks.
Obama stops.
Obama moves.
Obama smiles.
Obama thinks.
Obama sad.
Obama glad.
Obama sits.
Obama eats.
Obama blinks.
Obama…
#TVCoverage

Since Obama is the chief guest, it would have been fitting to have a Call Centre Tableau.

Globalization…
The US President is in India for our Republic Day.
The Indian cricket team is down under for their Australia Day.

There is a silent moment where silent prayers are being said silently.
Even cricket commentaries have not seen such lows.
‪#‎ObamaCommentary‬

Everyone knows India and US are the two largest democracies in the world.
Fact of the day…
China and Pakistan* are the two largest dictatorships in the world.
(*The Army chief always rules Pakistan either directly or indirectly)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Spot the difference…

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Monarch of his empire.

Military commander.

Multiple wives.

Rampant capital punishment.

Medieval mentality.

(But seen by many as a moderate.)

Personal untold riches.

Financial prosperity for his kingdom.

Architectural construction boom.

Are we discussing Shah Jahan of the Mughals or King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia?

No wonder US President Barack Obama was hard-pressed for a choice between Shah Jahan’s Taj Mahal and King Abdullah’s funeral and finally chose the latter!

© Sunil Rajguru

The changing times of Arvind Kejriwal…

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2014: Kejri threatens to block Republic Day.
2015: Republic Day blocks Kejri.

2013: Giant killer Kejri defeats Sheila.
2015: Bedi set to be giant killer to defeat Kejri.

2013: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels for AAP.
2015: Shazia, Binny take up the cudgels against AAP.

2013: Kejri asks, “What has Sheila done in 15 years?”
2015: Bedi asks, “What has Kejri done in 49 days?”

2013: BJP alleges AAP is a B Team of the Congress.
2015: BJP alleges Congress is a B Team of the AAP.

2013: Kejri for CM.
2014: Kejri for PM.
2015: Kejri only on FM.

2013: Give me just one chance to prove myself.
2015: Give me just one more chance to prove myself.
2020: Give me just one last chance to prove myself.

And some things don’t change…

2013: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.
2015: Media says no Modi Wave, gives extra attention to Kejri.

2013: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.
2015: Ashutosh puts his foot in his mouth again and again.

© Sunil Rajguru