Evolution of YoYa and PrBh…
2013: Down with the dictatorship of the Congressi!
2014: Down with the dictatorship of the Modi!
2015: Down with the dictatorship of the Kejri!

Kejri: 49 days ho rahe hain, I’m itching to quit. Do something!
Advisor: I’ve organized Delhi CM’s march to Jantar Mantar on April 22 against ‪#‎LandBill‬.
Kejri: Excellent!

New Delhi’s Sultans…
14th century—Muhammad bin Tughluq.
21st century—Arvind bin Kejriwal.

TV news songs…
Is zameen se aasman tak raasto se kaarwaan tak, Kejri hi Kejri hai, doosra koi nahin.
Jab AAP hi toot gaya to, ab jeeke kya karnege.
Ye National Executive post agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

If 1947 gave us a Congress government, 2011 gave us an AAP government…
Some befitting modified slogans…

Tum mujhe vote do, main tumhe nautanki doonga.

Long years ago, we made a tryst with nautanki and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge… At the stroke of the midnight hour, when India develops, Delhi will awake to nautanki and absurdity.

Nautanki is your birth right and you shall have it!

First they (TV news channels) hype you, then they (pretend to) fight you, then they (make everyone) vote for you, then the TRP ratings win.

Nautanki Zindabad.

Quit Governance.

Nautanki karo ya maro.

Kaam haram hai.

A nautanki for a nautanki will only end up making the world fully entertained.

Be the nautanki that you want to see in the world.

Nautanki Jayate.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

2013-14…
Media—Behold! Kejriwal is the Messiah!
AAP does well in Delhi polls.
Kejriwal becomes Chief Minister.
Kejriwal implodes, media blasts Kejriwal.

2015…
Media—Behold! Kejriwal is still the Messiah!
AAP does exceedingly well in Delhi polls.
Kejriwal becomes Chief Minister.
Kejriwal-AAP everything totally implodes, media blasts Kejriwal.

2020…
Media—Behold! Forget the past and know that Kejriwal is still the Messiah!
AAP…

© Sunil Rajguru

Annaji ke teen bandar…
Kejri: Do only nautanki.
YoYa: See only nautanki.
PrBh: Hear only nautanki.
Latest: YoYa & PrBh tired of just seeing and hearing.

A nautanki a day keeps Doctor Governance away.
—The CM in charge of Patient Delhi.

Kejri evolution…
AK-28.
AK-49.
AK-67.
AK-Zero.

Kejri thinking, “I can’t believe it! Things have been going to plan for 4 years running. I knew people were dumb, but not this dumb!”

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pak Chief Selector—I don’t care, I want a second Misbah!
Selection committee searches records and finds Azhar Ali (65%) has a lower ODI career strike rate than Misbah (74%) and makes him captain.

Misbah-ul-Haq is the greatest Test batsman in the history of ODI cricket.
AB de Villiers is the greatest T20 batsman in the history of ODI cricket.
Virender Sehwag is the greatest ODI batsman in the history of Test cricket.

How Afridi was selected for 5 World Cups despite flopping miserably…
1999—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2003—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2007—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2011—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2015—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2019—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

AAP has 67 MLAs in the Delhi Assembly…

Give 36 MLAs to Kejriwal so he can call it the Arvind Aadmi Party which it actually is and continue being Chief Minister and enjoy his perks.

Give 20 MLAs to Yogendra Yadav so he can form the Yogendra Aadmi Party (YAP) and become Leader of the Opposition and yap all day in the Assembly and in front of TV cameras.

Give the Bhushans 11 MLAs so they can form the Bhushan Aadmi Party (BAP) so bap-beta can retain relevance.

Give the upcoming 3 Rajya seats to the other dissenters and tell all the AAP volunteers to go home. There’s a limit to how long you can fool so many people.

© Sunil Rajguru