Pak Chief Selector—I don’t care, I want a second Misbah!
Selection committee searches records and finds Azhar Ali (65%) has a lower ODI career strike rate than Misbah (74%) and makes him captain.

Misbah-ul-Haq is the greatest Test batsman in the history of ODI cricket.
AB de Villiers is the greatest T20 batsman in the history of ODI cricket.
Virender Sehwag is the greatest ODI batsman in the history of Test cricket.

How Afridi was selected for 5 World Cups despite flopping miserably…
1999—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2003—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2007—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2011—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2015—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!
2019—Baccha hai, seekha jaayega!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru