Modi—Swacch Bharat Abhiyan.
Pappu—Swacch Videsh Abhiyan.
Kejri—Swacch AAP Abhiyan.
Aus—Swacch World Cup Abhiyan.

(March 29)

It has taken 61 years.
But the Bharat Ratna is finally in the hands of a politician who was never part of the Congress.
‪#‎ABVajpayee‬

(March 27)

Before, when Netanyahu looked to be losing…
Obama: I will deal with the next Israeli Prime Minister.
Now…
Netanyahu: I will deal with the next US President.

(March 23)

Why aren’t you protesting the Land Acquisition Act all over India?
Pappu: I am busy working on the Congress Acquisition Act to become President and take charge.

(March 22)

Number of regions Pakistan can’t control no matter how hard it tries…
Kashmir.
Afghanistan.
Balochistan.
Punjab.
Sindh.
Khyber Pakhtunkhwa.
Gilgit–Baltistan.
FATA.

(March 21)

The Holy Trinity of Cricketing Jokes…
Jadeja, Ishant and Rohit.

What if newspapers carried only edits, columns and opinion pieces on the front page and most pages?
Well that’s exactly the average Indian TV news channel for you.

(March 19)

Ireland: 3 wins.
England: 2 wins.
Zimbabwe: 1 win.
Guess which team has been kicked out of World Cup 2019 after that performance.

(March 15)

The truth is that despite everything, Pappu and Kejri will still be sold as great Prime Ministerial candidates in 2019.

(March 13)

What after iWatch?
In 50 years…
iClothes iShoes iGlasses iFridge iTV iSofa iCar iHome iPlane iMoney iSpaceship iGovernment iPlanet…

1991: Singh is Reform King.
2004: Singh is Wild Card King.
2009: Singh is King.
2015: Singh is Coalgate King.

All in all it’s just another “300 brick” in the 2015 World Cup wall.
‪#‎ScoVsSL‬ ‪#‎CWC2015‬ ‪#‎300pe300‬

(March 11)

Rohit gets out on 64.
Thinks: Waise bhi aaj koi double century ka chance nahin tha!
‪#‎IndVsIre‬ ‪#‎CWC2015‬

Common man: Lakhpati.
Middle class: Crorepati.
Businessman: Arabpati.
Industrialist: Kharabpati.
Scamster: Neelpati.

(March 10)

India + Pakistan + Sri Lanka + Bangladesh + Afghanistan.
England + Ireland + Scotland.
That’s 8 teams forming the British Empire versus the Indian sub-continent.

Don’t mock England—it wins one World Cup in every sport once in its life…
1966: FIFA World Cup.
2003: Rugby World Cup.
2010: T20 World Cup.
Next: Hockey?

(March 9)

Dear minnows,
You have been ruled out of World Cup 2019, not 2015!
Start playing please!
‪#‎AusVsAfg‬ ‪#‎PakVsUAE‬ ‪#‎IreVsSA‬ ‪#‎Cricket‬

After giving a great fight in the first half of the World Cup, minnows back to…
How much do you want us to improve your run rate?
‪#‎PakVsUAE‬ ‪#‎IreVsSA‬

Today’s World Cup match…
Team 1: We are Sharjah.
Team 2: We just don’t want to be Harjah!
‪#‎PakVsUAE‬ ‪#‎Cricket‬

(March 4)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru