· Pappu to Congressmen: Behave yourselves! We are the most arrogant party in India!
Result: #AditiRestaurant
· Pappu lives in a magical world and still thinks that India is beautiful…
His theme song…
Udhar tum haseen ho, idhar dil jawaan hai…
· Nirman=Under construction.
The actual slogan is…
Ho Raha Hai Pappu Nirman!
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· In the world just about anyone can become a politician.
In India, just about anyone has.
· If corruption is eating money.
If India is a restaurant.
Then the citizens of the country are looking at unpaid bills in the region of maybe hundreds of lakh crore Rupees since 1947.
#AditiRestaurant
· Right now Kapil Sibal is reading and re-reading George Orwell’s 1984 and wondering how it can be implemented in India before 2014.
· Pappu + Decent language + Mahatma Gandhi =
Diggy + Tewari + Mani + Jha + Khurshid + Tehseen + Nirupam + Sibal + Renuka + Narayanaswamy + Singhvi.
(Equation balanced)
· The Diggy Raja logic…
For everything wrong with India, A: RSS formed in 1925.
For everything right, A: Congress gave India Independence in 1947.
· MMS has given 1300 “formalities” not “speeches”.
Nation is still waiting for one single straight from the heart sincere speech from him.
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· India’s terror equation…
Left-inspired Naxalism
+ Indira Gandhi backed Bhindranwale
+ Khurshid lawyer for SIMI
+ Laloo parades Osama look-alike for polls
= BJP supports terrorism.
· Congress: We are fixing our biggest problems!
Q: Corruption? Terrorism? Inflation? Economy?
Congress: No! No! Modi. BJP. RSS. Baaki sab bhaad main jaaye!
· Manmohan: Are these Chinese excursions serious?
Official: No sir, it’s just a case of “Aaya cheen gaya cheen”.
· Official: Chinese excursions!
MMS: Stop playing cricket with them!
Official: But we don’t play with them!
MMS: Wow! So action already taken!
· Reality…
2009: Congress probably led BJP 20-0.
Since then the BJP has done nothing and Congress has been busy scoring own-goals.
That’s why the BJP is “close” now.
· Manmohan Singh is still in mute mode.
All he has done is thrown incomprehensible numbers at us.
The words are still invisible.
· Peter Principle…
Every one rises to his level of incompetence and stays there.
#ManmohanSingh #PrimeMinister #NineYears
· What MMS really said on economy…
Basic fundamentals are sound (the alarm bugle!) and stable (for scams).
· Somewhere down the line Manmohan has forgotten even the spellings of both Economy and Politics.
This version by Sunil Rajguru
· Secular party oath…
I do solemnly swear that I’ll bear allegiance to the notion that Modi is communal and carry out my duties accordingly.
· If he manages to become PM, then 2002-13’s “Blow to Modi” will become 2014’s “Bow to Modi”.
· The GDP of Gujarat has been rising alarmingly and steadily since 2002.
(Godhra+Development Politics)
· 100% of India should be nationalists.
80% of India are Hindus.
Hindu. Nationalist.
Nationalist. Hindu.
Hindu nationalist.
Nationalist Hindu.
Why this furore over a bit of wordplay?
· Debate begins…
BJP supporter: You are defending the most corrupt and arrogant government in history!
Congress supporter: You are defending Godhra!
Debate ka “The End”.
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· Evolution…
Stage 1: Armchair critic.
Stage 2: Couch Potato.
Stage 3: Computer chair activist/commentator/critic/philosopher.
· Twitter—The only medium in the world where it’s theoretically possible for there to be one million followers and one million leaders in a single group of one million people.
· There must be trillions of Likes floating in Facebook right now and yet you concentrate on all the hate in social networking?
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· Conspiracy theories…
US: Aliens, UFOs, world domination…
India: Mid-day meals.
· Allegation: Mid-day meals were poisoned.
Fact: It’s the mind and speech of most politicians that’s been poisoned.
· Sadly, the “Decline and Fall of the Nitish Empire” has begun.
· JD(Unstuck).
These versions by Sunil Rajguru