1947…
Let the son of Motilal, who fought for our Independence and was jailed by the British be PM.
1966…
Let the daughter of Jawaharlal, who has just two years’ experience as minister be PM.
1984…
Let the son of Indira, who has just four years party experience and zero government experience be PM.
2019(?)…
Let the daughter of Rajiv, a woman who has all the resources, power and money anyone could dream of but has remained totally unemployed and vella for 25 years be PM.
© Sunil Rajguru
The story of Manmohan’s power as Prime Minister…
A 10-year-long power cut.
After May 16…
Manmohan to Modi: Can I continue hanging out at the PMO? Nobody ever notices me anyway.
Time to declare Manmohan the most powerful statue ever in our history and build a statue in the statue’s honour.
Manmohan: How will history remember me?
Citizen: Remember? Most of the times we forgot we even had a Prime Minister for the last 10 years!
The 10-year-term of the most power-fool leader in India’s history is coming to an end on May 16.
Sigh! My 10 years paid vacation is coming to an end.
#MMS #TheekHai
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Gandhi topis. <Check> (Just write something on them)
Fake austerity. <Check>
Vigilantism. <Check>
Infighting. <Check>
Dharnas. <Check>
Physical attack on rival headquarters. <Check>
Stone-pelting. <Check>
U-turns. <Check>
Non-stop exaggerations. <Check>
Hurl baseless allegations. <Check>
Make tall claims. <Check>
Never accept that you are wrong. <Check>
Abuse media. <Check>
Wear skull cap. <Check>
Appeal to religious leaders. <Check>
Violate Model Code of Conduct. <Check>
Field tainted candidates for elections. <Check>
Have FIRs against top leaders. <Check>
One AAP leader to another: We are so different no! We will bring about a change in Indian politics!
© Sunil Rajguru
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Beware! The Fascist dictator riseth!
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Diary of a rabid Modi hater…
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Any politician at fault? Just blame Modi!
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Six ways Modi bypassed the ‘media’ to go ‘mainstream’
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Narendra Modi in black and white
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The five types of Narendra Modi supporters
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Godhra responsible for Indian Mujahideen?
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Son of the soil trumps shahezaada
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BJP throws down its trump card
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The A to Z of Narendra Modi
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Modi’s 12 steps towards the PM’s chair
13 September, 2013, Sify.com
5 observations on the Amartya Sen controversy
26 July, 2013, Sify.com
10 reasons why people are scared of Modi…
24 July, 2013, Sify.com
Don’t worry, Modi is ‘just’ about to be nabbed
04 July, 2013, Sify.com
Modi’s ‘Rambo act’ is bad piece of journalism
26 June, 2013, Sify.com
Why I support Modi
21 June, 2013, Sify.com
10 things that Modi has already achieved…
10 June, 2013, Sify.com
The four stages of Modi’s rise
9 June, 2013, Sify.com
The Modi juggernaut has finally begun
9 June, 2013, Sify.com
7 battles better than Modi vs Rahul
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The Modi battle is just hotting up
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What if Narendra Modi is innocent?
11 February, 2013, Sify.com
Modi is the BJP’s only hope
10 January, 2013, Sify.com
8 things that Modi has triumphed against…
22 December, 2012, Sify.com
TV news media: Modi’s biggest friend!
24 October, 2012
It’s Modi versus Rahul in 2014
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Why Modi can still be PM one day
18 September, 2011, Sify.com
The Pappu Best Comedian Award.
The Priyanka Vadra Guest Appearance Award.
The Narendra Modi Publicity Award.
The Arvind Kejriwal U-Turn Award.
The LK Advani Forever Young Award.
The Manmohan Singh Best Employee Award.
The Sonia Gandhi Big Boss Award.
The Mani Shankar Aiyar Sycophancy Award.
The Diggy Raja Conspiracy Theory Award.
The Manish Tiwari Holistic Award.
The Kapil Sibal Re0inventing Zero Award.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Sometime in 2012…
A Congress leader looking at Pappu’s speeches and thinking, “2014 gaya!”
Sometime now…
The Congress leader looking at Mrs Vadra’s speeches and thinking, “2019 bhi gaya!”
Priyanka Vadra is campaigning in 2 Lok Sabha constituencies and not in the other 541.
Based on TV coverage, you could be forgiven for thinking that it’s the other way round.
The TV channels motto…
Abki baar Vadra sarkaar.
Aalochana karna aasaan hai, kaam karna mushkil hai…
Says the woman who has done absolutely no kaam in her entire life.
#MrsVadra
Q: Some say Priyanka Vadra.
Some say Priyanka Gandhi.
Which is the right way to call her?
A: Priyanka Who?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru