We will get to the bottom of it. (Corruption is an abyss without a bottom!)
The law will take its own course. (It’s been more than 20 years since Bofors, I love the Indian system for the course is infinite!)
We are ready to talk about this. (But we definitely won’t listen!)
The guilty will be punished. (Because according to us, nobody is guilty in the first place!)
We have a zero-tolerance policy. (Zero tolerance to criticism, that is!)
© Sunil Rajguru
· Indian Internet Pe Maar.
Indian Institute of Publicity Management.
Indian Institute of Personality—Mine!
I I Plus Me!
I I Ponytail Me!
· Latest books…
Block your chickens before they hatch.
Discover the blocking power in you.
The Great Indian Dream: Restoring blocked URLs to a nation betrayed.
Blocks to Competition.
· Out there is a flourishing cyberspace in a parallel universe with all the URLs blocked by the Congress and IIPM.
· Ponytail: I’m really annoyed!
Sibal: Section 66A hai na?
Ponytail: Blocked!
Sibal: See? You see?
UGC: UC? UGC bhi???
· IIPM wins the battle with 73 measely URLs and loses the war with the remaining million odd URLs that have blasted him so far.
· Dare to think beyond the Congress?
(IIPM gets a whopping 73 URLs blocked)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· Congress releasing ABCD: Any Body Can Double-deal, where the party makes the whole country Dance to their corruption tune.
· Congress’ 1-2-3 solution…
1. Pranab crucial for chopper scam probe.
2. Pranab as Prez can’t be called to court…
3. …so chopper scam probe can’t be completed.
· Congress completes its “modernization” of defence forces…
Army: Bofors guns.
Navy: HDW-Scorpene submarines.
Air Force: Agusta helicopters.
© Sunil Rajguru
C for Coalgate, Commonwealth Games, Cash-for-votes, Cement scam, CBI Control…
O for Oil for Food scam, Oil import (Palmolein), Ombudsman (Lokpal) not coming…
N for Nagarwala, NREGA State scams, No conviction No action policy…
G for Generations of scams since 1947…
R for Rajiv’s Bofors, our biggest brand name till date…
E for Emergency wanted again to wipe out all scams…
S for Spectrum (specifically 2G), Scorpene, Swiss Banks…
S for Satyam, S-band ISRO scam, Sukh Ram…
© Sunil Rajguru
Q1: Please give an example of one scam in the following ministries…
Finance Ministry: Harshad Mehta Scam.
Defence Ministry: Bofors
Power Ministry: Enron.
Sports Ministry: Commonwealth Scam.
Foreign Ministry: Oil for Food Scam.
Telecom Ministry: 2G.
IT Ministry: Satyam.
Industries Ministry: Cement Scam.
Civil Aviation Ministry: DIAL Scam.
Coal Ministry: Coalgate.
Mining Ministry: Madhu Koda Scam.
Agriculture Ministry: Palmolein Scam.
Road Transport and Highways Ministry: Highway Scam.
Tourism Ministry: Taj Corridor Scam.
Parliamentary Affairs Ministry: Cash-for-votes Scandal.
Health Ministry: UP NRHM Scam.
Shipping Ministry: Belekeri Port Scam.
Atomic Energy Ministry. Thorium Scam.
Space Ministry: ISRO S-Band Scam.
Minority Affairs Ministry: Wakf Land Scam.
Q2: Please give an example of one scam in the following States…
Andhra Pradesh: EMMAR Scam.
Arunachal Pradesh: PDS Scam.
Assam: Education Scam.
Bihar: Fodder Scam.
Goa: SEZ Scam.
Gujarat: Sugarcane Scam.
Haryana: Forest Scam.
Himachal Pradesh: Pulse Scam.
J&K: Recruitment Scam.
Jharkhand: MGNREGA Scam.
Karnataka: Bellary Mining Scam.
Kerala: Sex Parlour Scandal.
Madhya Pradesh: MGNREGA Scam.
Maharashtra: Irrigation Scam.
Meghalaya: Forest Scam.
Odisha:Paddy Scam.
Punjab: Paddy Scam.
Rajasthan:Vasundhara Raje Land Scam.
Tamil Nadu: Granite Scam.
Uttar Pradesh: Stamp Duty Scam.
Uttarakhand: Land Scam.
West Bengal: Purulia Arms Drop.
Q3: Please give an example of one scam associated with the following countries…
Canada: SNC-Lavalin.
Czech Republic: Tatra.
France: Scorpene.
Germany: HDW.
Iraq: Oil for Food.
Italy: Finmeccanica.
Japan: Maruti 1970s Scam.
Latvia: Purulia Arms Drop.
Malaysia: Palmolein Scam.
Singapore: Kuo Oil.
South Africa: Cricket match-fixing.
Sweden: Bofors.
United Kingdom: Jeep Scam.
United States: Enron.
West Indies: St Kitts Forgery.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· 1970s: Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga: Dharmendra.
2013: Ek ek ko chun chun ke maroonga: Pranabda.
· Pranab and MMS are both Undertakers.
While one is allowing the killing of death penalty convicts, the other is allowing the killing of the government.
· Jailor: What’s up?
Death row inmate: I don’t know, I am feeling de‘Prez’zed nowadays.
· Congress logo…
When Governance Hangs, the Government Hangs.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru