Parthiv: Forever young.
Rohit: Forever talented.
Openers: Forever changing.
Kohli: Forever angry.
#TeamIndia #Tests #IndVsEng

(November 30)

Queen, Bob Marley, Oasis, Guns N’ Roses, Janis Joplin, Velvet Underground, The Who… didn’t win a Grammy.
Hillary got one.
Bill got two.

(November 29)

It is an era of increasing waste and garbage…
WastAge.
GarbAge.
WastAgeGarbAge.

(November 28)

#DeGlobalization

#ClimateLaissezFaire

#NeoLocalization

#NeoIsolation

#UnfreeBorders

#AntiLiberalism

#AntiCommunism

#AntiMSMedia

(November 17)

How Colonialism began.
A—We have the wonders of science and technology. Lets share it with the world.
B—Let’s attack and kill instead!
A—Yeah, sounds more fun!

(November 16)

Paper Tigers @ Home!
The last Australia beat South Africa at home: 2005.
The last South Africa beat Australia at home: 1970.
#AusVsSA

(November 15)

Best chacha…
Chacha Chaudhary.
Worst chacha…
Chacha Nehru.
#NehruJayanti

(November 14)

In 1991 during the campaign one smart alec quipped…
Get three Presidents for the price of one.
#Bill #Gore #Hillary
Close!
One President and two Presidential candidates.

Amitabh: Kucch din to guzaaro Gujarat main.
English cricket team: OK, we’ll make sure the Test lasts 5 days.
#IndVsEng #Rajkot

(November 12)

#Akhilesh
2011: Humble cycle yatra.
2016: High-tech Mercedes bus yatra.
Development for Mulayam’s child, but not for UP’s children.
#UPPolls

(November 8)

Post-Apartheid, South Africa have won exactly 0/7 Test series against Australia at home.
Greatest travelers, but worst home record this.
#AusVsSA

(November 3)

Pakistan got Independence in August and attacked Kashmir in October and has been plotting since.
It is a War Nation.
Talk peace at your peril.

(November 1)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru