May 2014 Status Updates

It seems…
Media houses being taken over by politicians are by and large OK while those taken over by big businessmen are a threat to free speech.

Hollywood…
Poor Little Rich Girl.
Bollywood…
Poor Little Rich and Powerful Girl starring Priyanka Vadra.

(May 31)

While India strives to go forward in the 21st century, some of it is still stuck in the pre-industrial age, some in the medieval ages and some in the dark ages.

Pre-May 16…
Pappu was Leader of Opposition to Manmohan Singh.
Kejri was Leader of Opposition to Narendra Modi.
Post-May 16…
The terms of both leaders has expired.

(May 29)

The Bihar Cong-JDU-RJD dilemma.
United we fall, divided we fall.
But which fall is less?

(May 22)

In 2007, Dhoni superseded Team India seniors.
In 2013, Modi superseded Team BJP seniors.
So will Modi be as successful as Dhoni?

(May 14)

This is a binary election.
1 — Vote for Modi.
0 — Don’t vote for Modi.

(May 12)

Train disaster—Shastri quit.
Ferry disaster—South Korean PM quit.
UPA2 1001 disasters—Manmohan: Mannu kee?
#TheekHai

Kejri on his current media coverage…
Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?

Selfies are nothing but trouble.
#Obama #NaMo

(May 1)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru