Congress leader…
Stage 1: The allegation is wrong.
Stage 2: The chargesheet is wrong.
Stage 3: The trial is wrong.
Stage 4: The verdict is wrong.
Modi…
Stage 0: Whatever allegation you’re going to make is correct. Hang him!

Congress…
They have 1969 (Gujarat riots), 1980 (Moradabad riots), 1983 (Nellie massacre), 1984 (anti-Sikh pogrom) and 1989 (Bhagalpur riots).
Modi…
But 2002 is a greater number than either 1969 or 1980 or 1983 or 1984 or 1989.

Congress…
Emergency, Section 66A, Article 356, Section 144, no elections for the Congress President when a dynasty member is around…
Modi…
Fascist! Dictatorial! No free speech in Gujarat!

Pappu…
What about work experience?
Not required. He is fit to be Prime Minister because he is well-meaning, inclusive and cute.
Modi…
His 11 years’ experience as CM proves that he is unfit to be PM.

Others…
There is no development in a, b, c… States.
Modi…
The development of Gujarat is not inclusive!

© Sunil Rajguru