∙ Anna to Congress: Jitni shaurat mujhe pachas saal main nahin mili, us-se bhi jyaada shaurat aapne mujhe pachas ghante main de di!

∙ Overheard…
One Indian cricket player to another: Thank god ye Anna-Congress war shuru hua hain, saare TV news channels hame bhool hi gaye!

∙ The ABCD of name calling…
A Company: Anna Hazare & Co.
B Company: Baba Ramdev & Co.
C Company: Congress & Spokesmen.
D Company: Dawood & Co.

∙ Ye solah aane sach hai ki ye chaar aane ki sarkar hai, ye sirf ek Anna ne sidh kar diya.

∙ On the eve of Independence Day, the Congress has declared Independence from Anna Hazare.

∙ Jab bhi Anna Hazare fast pe jaate hai, Congress leader bhai logon ke pet main choohe daudne lagte hai.

© Sunil Rajguru