(Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi)
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GK.
GK Kaun?
Jee ke kya karna hain, ab hum mar hi jaate hain!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB koi zindagi hain bhaaya?
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Q.
Q kaun?
Kyu, kaun, kab, kaise, kahan… ye sab sawal hum bhi pooch rahe hain…
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AC.
AC kaun?
Aisi ki taisi sab ki ho jaaye.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB maane Big B ko nahin jaante kya? Hindustani nahin ho kya bhaaya?
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
DD.
DD kaun?
Didi tera dewar deewana…
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BB.
BB kaun?
Bibi ne ghar se nikaal diya bhaaya, isiliye main aapke ghar aaya hu.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
U.
U kaun?
Yuhi chala aaya aap se milne bhaaya.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CD.
CD kaun?
Seedhi tarah se darwaza nahin kholega to tod doonga bhaaya!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
EC.
EC kaun?
Isi wajeh se aap shakki kahalate ho bhaaya, kabhi kabhi darwaza khol ke bhi dekha karo.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PK.
PK kaun?
Peeke koi nahin aaya aaj, hum sab sober hain.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GO.
GO kaun?
Jeeo to shaan se jeeo!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
IO.
IO kaun?
Aiyyo main hi hu re!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GA.
GA kaun?
Jeeye to jeeye kaise…
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
G1.
G1 kaun?
Jeevan kya hain, koi nahin jaane.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PR.
PR kaun?
Pyar se nahin pooch sakte kya bhaaya?
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PRVR.
Pyaar Vyaar, dil vil, main kya jaanu re!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SI.
SI kaun?
Aisa hain ki aap darwaza jaldi kholiye, mujhe bathroom jaana hain.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CT.
CT kaun?
Seeti koi baja raha tha. Maine bhi suna!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BD.
BD kaun?
Bidi jalayeliyo bhaaya.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AG.
AG kaun?
AG OG lo ji suno ji, main hum manmoji, 1 2 ka 4, 4 to ka 1, my name is Lakhan.
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SQ.
SQ kaun?
Aise kyu poochte rahate ho jab dekho bhaaya!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
KC.
KC kaun?
Kaisi thi maine bhi nahin dekha!
Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
OA.
OA kaun?
Oye, thoda tameez so poochoge?
© Sunil Rajguru