Imagine the media outrage if…

Modi started building statues of himself.

Modi launched a TV channel in his name.

Modi slapped a government official.

Modi Tweeted that another leader was a psychopath.

Modi started giving plum posts to his siblings and relatives.

Modi was chargesheeted and had to appear in court in a corruption case.

Modi cut-outs in large dotted the city.

Modi chose Lalu as his alliance partner.

But then other politicians are doing exactly that and there’s hardly an outrage as compared to mostly fake allegations against him.

© Sunil Rajguru

Love the terrorist, but hate Modi…

Terrorist caught in the act.
Terrorist gets fair trial, convicted by sessions court.
Terrorist gets convicted by High Court.
Terrorist gets convicted by Supreme Court.
Terrorist gets petition turned down by President of India.
#AdarshLiberal: Spare the poor chap! Murder of democracy!

Sonia taken to court after due process.
Sessions judge finds merit in case.
High Court judge finds merit in case.
Sonia merely summoned to court.
#AdarshLiberal: Spare the poor woman! Murder of democracy!

I allege that Modi…
#AdarshLiberal: Murderer!  Murderer! Hang him!

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Keep working, keep getting attacked, the Modi mantra…

It’s OK that the Prime Minister is blamed for everything.
That’s progress.
Till 2014 the Gujarat Chief Minister was blamed for everything.

AAP…
Centre against us.
Police against us.
Media against us.
Bureaucrats against us.
Trolls against us.
Luck against us.
Modi…
India with me.

Aamir Khan sacked* as brand ambassador of Incredible India due to conflict of interest.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ had hired him as brand ambassador of Intolerant India.
*Contract not renewed.

Siddaramaiah sleeps as Modi speaks.
Sonia will probably call him and congratulate him on his bold political strategy.

Modi is the only Indian leader who gets royally abused by even his own die-hard supporters.

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The most hated politician marches on…

Indian media attacks Modi.
Foreign media attacks Modi.
Civil Society attacks Modi.
Opposition leaders attack Modi.
BJP leaders attack Modi.
Modi must be fully made of Teflon by now.

2002: Will lose Gujarat.
2007: Will lose Gujarat.
2013: Won’t get PM candidate.
2014: Won’t win India.
Jokers already predicting how he’ll lose 2019.

Overheard somewhere…
JAS quarter Intolerance ka tha.
OND Vendetta pe gaya.
Ab batao JFM quarter ka kya agenda hai bhai?

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They will blame Modi till the end of time…

Welcome to La La Land.
Court finds no evidence to even charge Modi.
He’s guilty!
Sonia is an accused.
She’s triumphant!
Lalu is a convict.
He’s our hero!

Why doesn’t Modi file defamation suits against all those who abuse him 24X7?
If he did that then he’d be in court every working day of the year!

Celebrity: “Don’t vote for Modi” “Don’t vote for Modi…” x∞
Hey wait! You can’t say “Don’t watch my film”/”Don’t buy my book”!

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Manmohan Singh and Narendra Modi are same to same…

Manmohan and Modi did the same number of foreign trips in a year.
The former’s trips were just formalities however.

Manmohan and Modi gave the same number of official speeches in a year.
You just didn’t hear the former however.

Manmohan and Modi both worked in office all day.
The former just worked like a glorified clerk and not a CEO however.

Manmohan and Modi both didn’t take money.
The former allowed everyone else to take but.

Manmohan (2009) and Modi (2014) both won mandates for their party.
The former handed it on a platter to Pappu but.

Manmohan and Modi both sat on the nation’s highest chair.
The former handed over the authority to someone else but.

© Sunil Rajguru