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Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 4

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Glaciers are melting faster for
Glaciers are melting faster for who?
Glaciers are melting faster for the IPCC, that’s who.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
My Name is Boo
My Name is Boo who?
My Name is Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo, when will these controversies leave me?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Number
Number who?
Number 1 or 2 even I don’t know after our latest loss, these ICC ranking are so confusing.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Headley
Headley who?
Headleywho, yodeleu, yudlayweeehooooo karke nikal gaya India se.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
IPL
Bam!
(This time there was a Pakistani cricketer answering the door)

© Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 3

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Air.
Air who?
Air no-one that’s who. At this rate, all of India’s airlines will be grounded soon.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Advani.
Advani who?
I’d wanna new leader too, high time.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Don’ you think it’s high time the Indian cricket team took a loooong break?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
South.
South who?
South Whofrica? Which choking cricket team turns up for crunch matches?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sonia.
Sonia who?
So now the Bofors case looks finally dead and buried.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Shashi.
Shashi who?
Shashi Whoroor he would have been, but he’s safe for now.

© Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock jokes 2

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chandra.
Chandra who?
Chandrayawn it should be—it’s permanently gone to sleep.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bangalore.
Bangalorewho?
Bengaluru, yes, that’s the new name of Bangalore.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jinnah.
Jinnah who?
I gather you haven’t been following the current BJP crisis.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jaswant.
Jaswant who?
Jus’ went for a trip down memory lane and look what happened!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jet.
Jet who?
Jet set go… the airlines will be gone at this rate.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Delhi Metro.
Delhi Metro who?
Delay Metro is what it will be called at this rate.

© Sunil Rajguru

Thak Thak Chutkule 2: Alphabet Soup

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(Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi)

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GK.
GK Kaun?
Jee ke kya karna hain, ab hum mar hi jaate hain!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB koi zindagi hain bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Q.
Q kaun?
Kyu, kaun, kab, kaise, kahan… ye sab sawal hum bhi pooch rahe hain…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AC.
AC kaun?
Aisi ki taisi sab ki ho jaaye.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB maane Big B ko nahin jaante kya? Hindustani nahin ho kya bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
DD.
DD kaun?
Didi tera dewar deewana…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BB.
BB kaun?
Bibi ne ghar se nikaal diya bhaaya, isiliye main aapke ghar aaya hu.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
U.
U kaun?
Yuhi chala aaya aap se milne bhaaya.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CD.
CD kaun?
Seedhi tarah se darwaza nahin kholega to tod doonga bhaaya!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
EC.
EC kaun?
Isi wajeh se aap shakki kahalate ho bhaaya, kabhi kabhi darwaza khol ke bhi dekha karo.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PK.
PK kaun?
Peeke koi nahin aaya aaj, hum sab sober hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GO.
GO kaun?
Jeeo to shaan se jeeo!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
IO.
IO kaun?
Aiyyo main hi hu re!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GA.
GA kaun?
Jeeye to jeeye kaise…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
G1.
G1 kaun?
Jeevan kya hain, koi nahin jaane.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PR.
PR kaun?
Pyar se nahin pooch sakte kya bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PRVR.
Pyaar Vyaar, dil vil, main kya jaanu re!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SI.
SI kaun?
Aisa hain ki aap darwaza jaldi kholiye, mujhe bathroom jaana hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CT.
CT kaun?
Seeti koi baja raha tha. Maine bhi suna!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BD.
BD kaun?
Bidi jalayeliyo bhaaya.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AG.
AG kaun?
AG OG lo ji suno ji, main hum manmoji, 1 2 ka 4, 4 to ka 1, my name is Lakhan.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SQ.
SQ kaun?
Aise kyu poochte rahate ho jab dekho bhaaya!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
KC.
KC kaun?
Kaisi thi maine bhi nahin dekha!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
OA.
OA kaun?
Oye, thoda tameez so poochoge?

© Sunil Rajguru

Knock Knock Jokes In Hindi Part 1

Thak Thak Chutkule…

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(Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi)

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
China.
China kaun?
Chai na pilaya Beijing ne, bus pani hi pilate rahate hain, pani.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Hambani.
Hambani kaun?
Hum bhai nahin rahe, dushmano ki tarah lad rahe hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Shah Rukh.
Shah Rukh kaun?
“Shah Rukh Kaun” uska naam ho jayega agar jaldi hit nahin diya aur controversies se bahar nahin aaya to.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
K… K… K… K…
K… K… K… K…kaun?
Arre aap bhi meri tarah haklate hain kya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Kambli.
Kambli kaun?
Arre kya sawal karte ho, BCCI ke aadmi ho kya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Sach.
Sach kaun?
Sach ka Samna kar sakte ho to andar aa jata hu.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Bhagwan.
Bhagwan kaun?
Arrre Bhagwan ko nahin jaante? Nastik ho kya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Andar.
Andar kaun?
Arre muje kya maloom. Main to bahar hu. Aap ko maloom hona chahiye andar kaun hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Ghanti.
Ghanti kaun.
Ghanti lagado bhaaya, to ye thak thak se bach jaayenge.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
…..
Kaun hain bhaaya?
…..
Kaun hain bhaaya?
…..
(Koi nahin, bus hawa chal rahi thi)

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Bhaaya.
Bhaaya kaun?
Pata nahin bhaaya, tum hi bhaaya bhaaya karte rahate ho, bhaaya.

© Sunil Rajguru

Contemporary Knock Knock jokes 1

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Knock knock!
Who’s there?
H 1 N 1 2
H 1 N 1 2 who?
H1N1 2 you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Obama.
Obama who?
Obama self have I been handling the problems of America of late.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Swine Flu.
(Silence).
Swine Flu.
(Silence).
I said “Swine Flu”. Where is everybody?
(Everybody has just checked out of the building)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sarkozy.
Sarkozy who?
Sarkozy and Madam Cosy both, we are a fine thank you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rakhi.
Rakhi who?
Don’t “Rakhi Who” me yet, I’ll be back for Season 2 shortly!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan you give me a hit? It seems ages since I had one.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Dhoni you think it’s high time you left me alone?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi who?
That’s what I’ve been hearing since 1948.

(Another variant of the same joke…)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kambli.
Kambli who?
That’s what the BCCI has been saying for the decade or so.

© Sunil Rajguru