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AAP: Noise and news both…

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If service tax is to be charged from Modi’s rallies, then entertainment tax has to be charged for all of AAP’s activities.

Arvind Kejriwal gives 100% to most of his allegations.
0% new proof + 100% noise.

Delhi is brash, arrogant, rude and angry.
AAP is brash, arrogant, rude and angry.
Pyaar to hona hi tha!

Salman watching Kejriwal on TV saying…
My Jai Ho hero couldn’t give such great entertainment fighting corruption!
No wonder it wasn’t a big hit!

Main: Hero!
Ambani: Villain!
Congress-BJP: Sidekicks!
Delhi: Bollywood!
Parting shot…
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Kejriwal says that Congress and BJP are the same.
AAP is different.
I agree.
At least Congress and BJP can rule a country.
AAP can’t even rule a city.

PM possibility: Modi.
Leader of Opposition possibility: Pappu.
Third Front outside chance PMs: Jaya and Mamata.
Not even in the picture: Kejriwal.

Historic highs of Lok Sabha seats…
Congress: 416.
BJP: 182.
AAP: 0.
Yet all three are equal for the mainstream media.

2009…
Kya aapne Congress ko vote diya?
2014…
Kya AAPne Congress ko vote diya?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Kejriwal nautanki musings…

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Kejriwal is currently better than Modi and Pappu put together.
Modi in getting media coverage.
Pappu in getting spoofed, memed and joked about.

At this rate, Arvind Kejriwal will soon file an FIR against Barack Obama.
Take that Preet Bharara!

Tip…
If you ever think that AAP is going to win in your city municipality—simply stop paying your water and electricity bills as a protest!

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Yet more Kejriwal musings…

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At this rate, Arvind Kejriwal will soon file an FIR against Barack Obama.
Take that Preet Bharara!

If Arvind Kejriwal is the item girl of Indian politics, then I must say he’s extremely prolific.
We have a different item song each and every day.

Since most politicians are corrupt in India, arrest all the AAP ones.
Same logic used by Somnath Bharti to harass African women and now claim that he stands vindicated with latest expose.

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Raj karega AAP, magar dharna se…

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Gali gali main dharna hai,
AAP ko kucch nahin karna hai.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
A dharna a day keeps the governance away.
An allegation a day keeps the real questions away.
#AAP

Strange bedfellows in Delhi…
Both AAP and Congress voted together to form government.
Both AAP and BJP want government to fall.
Both BJP and Congress are disgusted with AAP.

AAP has simply redefined “Ruling Government” to mean “Opposition to the Opposition”.
So now Delhi has two Oppositions and Zero governments.

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AAP daily nautanki musings…

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Like CEO, CFO, CIO, CXO…
Arvind Kejriwal is the new CAO of India.
Chief Andolan Officer.
(Or CDA = Chief Dharna Officer)

Arvind Kejriwal should just launch a 24X7 TV channel and syndicate content to other channels.
Dharnas, stings, conspiracy theories, vigilante raids… no shortage of content.

AAP is like a student who got 100/100 in theory, failed in practicals and resorted to yelling at the invigilator, questions and system instead of changing.

Khap yahaan aaye kisliye?
Haryanvi voters ko bulaayaa isliye!

Tum mujhe khoon do, main tumhe azaadi doonga.
—Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose.
Tum mujhe votes do, main tumhe anarchy doonga.
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Problem: Congress had been ruling Delhi for 15 years.
Reality: AAP is currently ruling Delhi with Congress support.
Solution: Attack BJP and Modi.

Live every day as if it was your last.
—Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius.
Govern every day as if it was your last.
—Indian emperor Arvind Kejriwal.

AAP.
Out of power…
Allegations Agitations Party.
In power…
Allegations Agitations Party.

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Kejriwal-AAP-dharna musings…

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A tale of three anarchists…
Laloo: Bihar.
Akhilesh: UP.
Kejriwal: Delhi.

Swaraj is my birthright, and I shall have it!
—Tilak.
Nautanki is my birthright, and I shall have it!
—Kejriwal.

What happens if Delhi Police comes under Kejriwal and he holds dharna for something else?
Will he order Delhi Police to join dharna instead of safeguarding city?

Both the CIA and INC love creating monsters which eventually attack them in the end.
Pakistan will eventually take on America and AAP will eventually cannibalise Congress vote base.

Everyone will get their 15 minutes of fame.
—Andy Warhol.
We will get our 15 minutes of fame each and every day.
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Comedy Nights With Kapil.
Comedy Days With Kejriwal.

Like NaMo and RaGa, they should start calling Arvind Kejriwal…
ArKe.
Since he’s the opposite of what he promised, he should be called AnrKe.

AAP is the only establishment that is anti-establishment.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru