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AAP to aise na the…

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CPI (1925): Communist Party of India.
CPM (1964): Communist Party Marxists.
CPA (2013): Communist Party AAPists.

Somehow…
More subsidies + Minority government + Sleeping with the enemy + Name calling + Marxism = New politics.
#AAP

Kejriwal: I will attack Modi and grab the anti-incumbency vote!
JDU, CPM, BSP, SP, ADMK, BJD, Trinamool etc: Kripaya intezaar keejiye, aap kartaar main hai…

How did Arvind Kejriwal usher in 2014?
By saying AAPy New Year!

Sonianomics + Kejrinomics = Destructonomics.

A new product comes like a breath of fresh air and challenges the giants.
Then you start using the product and realize it’s worse than the giants.
#AAP

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When the AAP comes to power…

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Do you want to ban homosexuality in Delhi?
SMS Yes or No to…

Do you want a reduction of power tariff?
Email your response to…

Should the following minister resign on those allegations?
Protest at Jantar Mantar to make your views known…

Is the Delhi GPO doing a good job?
Post your letters to…

Do you want me to step down?
All the above mentioned options are open.

The government is short of funds.
Send in your donations to…

Slogan…
Kar lo governance aam aadmi ki mutthi main.

(But is it AAP democracy or Participative Democracy or Mobocracy?)

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More Arvind Kejriwal musings…

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Debut: KejriWah!
For BJP in Delhi: KejriWall.
Power promises: KejriWatt.
For Anna Hazare: KejriWar.
In case of repoll: KejriWas?

Jab Anna-Cong-BJP raazi, to kya karega Kejri?
#Lokpal

Anna Hazare: Pahale aap bahut acche the, abhi AAP bahut boore hai.
Arvind Kejriwal: aap ka kasoor nahin hai, par AAP ka kasoor hai.

AAP ka BAAP (BJP + Anna Agitation + Pappu).
#Lokpal

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Arvind Kejriwal musings…

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Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947: AK-47.
Avtomat Kalashnikova 1956: AK-56.
Arvind Kejriwal 2013: AK-13.

Then: Advani an alternative to Modi!
Now: Advani, who?
Then: Pappu an alternative to Modi!
Now: Pappu, ha ha!
Then: Nitish an alternative to Modi!
Now: Bihar bhi jar aha hai.
Latest: Kejriwal an alternative to Modi!

Jab Anna-Cong-BJP raazi, to kya karega Kejri?
#Lokpal

In retrospect, we now have August Kranti (Anna) and August Kranti (Kejriwal) agitations of 2011.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Whacky movie titles for Arvind Kejriwal’s party…

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Arvind Kejriwal has launched the Aam Aadmi Party or AAP.

If the voters like the party: AAP Mujhe Achche Lagne Lage.

When the party takes an oath of office: AAP Ki Kasam.

Fans of the party: AAP Ke Deewane.

If the voters totally embrace the party: Hum Ho Gaye AAP Ke.

If the party wins the voter’s hearts: Yeh Dil AAP Ka Hua.

If a new political season comes from the party: AAP Aaye Bahaar Ayee.

If the voters are with the party: AAP Ke Saath.

The party’s internal Lokpal: AAP Ki Adalat.

If Kejriwal breaks his promises: AAP To Aise Na The!

If the party makes dumb decisions: Kya AAP Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain?

Servants of the people: AAP Ki Sewa Main.

Theme song…

AAP jaise koi mere zindagi main aaye, to baat ban jaaye…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet More Kejriwal Musings…

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∙ Overheard…
Arvind Kejriwal: Ambani runs India, not MMS.
MMS: (Fumes, goes red in the face and screams) What slander Kejriwal! You are totally wrong! Everyone knows that Sonia runs India!

∙ Times started charging for coverage and it was called Paid News.
Kejriwal should now start charging media houses for his content: Reverse Paid News.

∙ Kar lo duniya mutthi main: Old Reliance.
Kar liya (politicians ki) duniya mutthi main: New Reliance.

∙ And in other news, Cyclone Kejriwal continues to hit the political coast…

∙ At this rate soon the Congress will hold a press conference and complain: Arvind Kejriwal is running this country!

∙ Ek hi scam allegation main Congress, BJP aur corporate (Reliance) ka naam.
Arvind Kejriwal’s Right to Equality.

∙ Everyone: Hah! Arvind Kejriwal! Old wine in new bottle!
Well, folks, Kejriwal is the only person in the country drinking wine it seems.

∙ No over-Reliance on either the Congress or BJP, vote for us: Arvind Kejriwal.Congress KLPD…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru