AAP = All-ideologies All-isms Potpourri.

The AAP National Policy is like a Free and Open Source Software which Arvind Kejriwal himself won’t be able to control and which will change month to month.

Aam Aadmi Party’s media coverage…
Aam ke aam guthliyon ke daam!

My hugging Kejriwal has resulted in Zero Loss of votes for my party: Sibal.
Same here: Kejriwal.
How?
Because…
Vote for AAP = Vote for Congress.

Anna Hazare: Lokpal!
Arvind Kejriwal: Jokepal!
#SomnathBharti
Kejriwal: Our internal Lokpal has found him not guilty.
(Ah! You mean internal Jokepal?)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

AAP joining form…
Are you a…
a. Separatist.
b. Naxalite.
c. Modi hater.
d. Communist.
e. Poor gullible middle class citizen.

Arvind Kejriwal should first hold a referendum within the party in order to decide what referendum should be held among the people.
#PrashantBhushan

Q: Do you have an app for how you allocate coverage?
Media: No, right now we only have an AAP.

Another AAP (Aam Aadmi in Pakistan) loves AAP’s Prashant Bhushan’s views on Kashmir.

AAP ko lag raha hai ki AAP aam ke majboot ped pe baithe hue hai.
Par AAP ko media ne chane ke jhaad pe chada diya hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Aam Aadmi.
Aam Separatist.
Aam Naxal.
Aam Industrialist.
Aam Anarchist.
Aam Mob Member.
Aam Opposition Politician.
Sab ka swaagat hai!
#AAP

Spot the difference…
Haryana: Khap Panchayat.
Delhi: AAP Panchayat.

Delhi media’s current song…
Saare shahar main AAP saa koi nahin, koi nahin…

Fact 1: AAP’s No. 1 plank = Anti-corruption.
Fact 2: Congress has maximum cases of corruption.
Fact 3: AAP won’t act against Congress.
Hence final agenda: Modi Hatao!
#HowPredictable

Cage-ri-Wall.
Congress ke Cage main, BJP ke liye Wall.

Merge AAP with the Congress.
Make Priyanka President.
Make Kejriwal the PM candidate.
Problem solved.
UPA3 back with a bang…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru