Blame It on the Nephew—Suresh Raina.

Blame It on the Driver—Sallu Bhai.

Blame It on the Friend—Kambli.
(Sequel: How I Fired My Friend which itself was a sequel to How I Fired My Friend by Sachin Tendulkar)

Blame It on MMS—Sonia.

Blame It on Sonia —MMS.

Blame It on Congress leaders—Pappu.

Blame It on Pappu—Congress leaders.

Finally the biggest blockbuster of them all…

Blame It on Modi with sequels from 1 to infinity by Opposition leaders, media, the civil society, activists…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Evolution of YoYa and PrBh…
2013: Down with the dictatorship of the Congressi!
2014: Down with the dictatorship of the Modi!
2015: Down with the dictatorship of the Kejri!

Kejri: 49 days ho rahe hain, I’m itching to quit. Do something!
Advisor: I’ve organized Delhi CM’s march to Jantar Mantar on April 22 against ‪#‎LandBill‬.
Kejri: Excellent!

New Delhi’s Sultans…
14th century—Muhammad bin Tughluq.
21st century—Arvind bin Kejriwal.

TV news songs…
Is zameen se aasman tak raasto se kaarwaan tak, Kejri hi Kejri hai, doosra koi nahin.
Jab AAP hi toot gaya to, ab jeeke kya karnege.
Ye National Executive post agar mil bhi jaaye to kya hai?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

If 1947 gave us a Congress government, 2011 gave us an AAP government…
Some befitting modified slogans…

Tum mujhe vote do, main tumhe nautanki doonga.

Long years ago, we made a tryst with nautanki and now the time comes when we shall redeem our pledge… At the stroke of the midnight hour, when India develops, Delhi will awake to nautanki and absurdity.

Nautanki is your birth right and you shall have it!

First they (TV news channels) hype you, then they (pretend to) fight you, then they (make everyone) vote for you, then the TRP ratings win.

Nautanki Zindabad.

Quit Governance.

Nautanki karo ya maro.

Kaam haram hai.

A nautanki for a nautanki will only end up making the world fully entertained.

Be the nautanki that you want to see in the world.

Nautanki Jayate.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru