· PM: Block those URLs!
Sibal: Aye Aye PM!
DoT: IIPM bhi?
· Crime…
Yesterday: Lock him up!
Today: Block his URL up!
· Q: What is the difference between criticism and defamation?
IIPM: Aren’t they synonyms?
(Dare to think against IIPM?)
· Internet India ka naya drum hai.
Har koi aake bajake chala jaata hai.
Koi ponytail se bhi baja ke chala jaata hai!
© Sunil Rajguru
· Indian Internet Pe Maar.
Indian Institute of Publicity Management.
Indian Institute of Personality—Mine!
I I Plus Me!
I I Ponytail Me!
· Latest books…
Block your chickens before they hatch.
Discover the blocking power in you.
The Great Indian Dream: Restoring blocked URLs to a nation betrayed.
Blocks to Competition.
· Out there is a flourishing cyberspace in a parallel universe with all the URLs blocked by the Congress and IIPM.
· Ponytail: I’m really annoyed!
Sibal: Section 66A hai na?
Ponytail: Blocked!
Sibal: See? You see?
UGC: UC? UGC bhi???
· IIPM wins the battle with 73 measely URLs and loses the war with the remaining million odd URLs that have blasted him so far.
· Dare to think beyond the Congress?
(IIPM gets a whopping 73 URLs blocked)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
One beautiful old book surpasses a trillion online bytes.
One real world trumps a billion virtual worlds.
One genuine disciple beats a million Followers.
One Rupee spent wisely offline beats 100,000 virtual bucks.
One real, small and humble farm beats 10,000 on Farmville.
One true friend beats a 1000 on Facebook.
One warm offline appreciation beats a 100 likes.
One game played in Mother Earth’s lap beats 10 virtual games played simultaneously.
One real life lived genuinely beats a false virtual life full of lies and make-believe.
© Sunil Rajguru
Original…
I love you, you love me,
We’re a happy family,
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you,
Won’t you say you love me too?
For Twitter…
I Follow you,
You Follow me,
We’re all Followers like Followers should be,
With a great big ReTweet,
And a mention from me to you,
Won’t you say you’ll ReTweet me too?
For Facebook…
I Like you,
You Like me,
We’re all friends like friends should be,
With a great big Comment,
And a Poke from me to you,
Won’t you say you Like me too?
For Congress-BJP bhai bhai in scams…
I help you,
You help me,
We’re all scamsters like scamsters should be,
With a great big deal cut,
And a share from me to you,
Won’t you say you’ll defend me too?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Scene of the crime: The Facebook status message.
Accessories to the crime: 3, in the form of Likes.
Witnesses: All the 456 Friends.
Evidence tampering? Yes, if the status is subsequently deleted or the Like is Unliked.
Criminal: The virtual form of so and so.
Arrest under: Section 66A of the IT Act.
Crime: The Status was “annoying”.
© Sunil Rajguru
∙ Tomlinson invented e-mail.
Chandrababu Naidu popularized e-governance.
Congress invented e-mergency.
∙ Pachaas kos door shahar main jab bachcha raat ko Facebook karta hai, to maa kahti hai beta so ja… so ja nahi to policewallah Section 66A leke aa jaayega…
∙ Criminal 1: How did your life in crime begin?
Criminal 2: In the beginning was the virtual word.
∙ Kapil Sibal is demanding an Arrest button for all status messages. Oh wait! He’s already got it!
∙ There is virtually no right to virtual speech.
∙ Virtual Insanity for Real…
Kill offline, get away.
Criticise online, get arrested.
∙ Tweet, get arrested. Take photo, get arrested. Draw cartoon, get arrested. Fight corruption, get arrested. Welcome to 2012, India’s Nineteen Eighty-Four.
∙ He has three vices: Smoking, drinking and Facebooking.
Is he a womaniser? No, worse, he’s a social networker.
∙ Offline: Think before you speak.
Online: Think before you Tweet, post, update, comment, like, blog, email, forward…
∙ 666: The number of the beast.
66A: The number of the political beast.
∙ In US, Obama has 24 million followers on Twitter.
In India, if the Congress had their way, they’d rather put 24 million Tweeple in jail.
∙ Redefining Social Media.
Politicians: They are all so annoying!
Enter Section 66A.
Politicians: They are all criminals!
∙ Messenger has invisible mode.
Likewise entire Facebook and Twitter has to be in invisible mode from the Indian government.
∙ Facebook sadism…
Step 1: Write awesome comment to a popular post.
Step 2: Wait for a few dozen likes.
Step 3: Edit your comment to something really really offensive.
Step 4: Get arrested with all those dozens of people.
∙ Indian politico’s new age mantra: Offline sticks and stones won’t break my bones, but online names and comments will always hurt me.
∙ During Emergency 1975, they could arrest anyone in India.
During Emergency 2012, they can arrest anyone in cyberspace.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru