The amazing Indian Left and their bare-faced hypocrisy…

hammer-and-sickle-1183328_640Only in India…

…can the worshippers and followers of brutal tyrants and dictators like Mao Zedong (whose policies may have killed up to 70 million people) and Josef Stalin (whose policies may have killed and imprisoned tens of millions of people) and total supporters of dictatorial Emergency/Dynasty Congress regimes absolutely froth at the mouth and fume 24X7 when any other Right-leaning democratically government comes to power attacking it for being Fascist, dictatorial and intolerant.

…can thousands of Left-leaning committee/institute/board heads scream murder/Fascism/intolerance when just one such post is given to a Right-wing leaner and get the support of the entire media and civil society to boot!

…can all school textbooks be filled with Communist-leaning drivel and when anything even remotely minor and different is written to the contrary, it’s attacked virulently as “Saffronization”.

…can a Left-wing TV anchor working for a Left-wing media house unofficially reporting to a Left-wing politician pack a panel with Left-wing commentators and introduce the sole ideological opposite panellist as a “Right-wing commentator” with the entire above-mentioned lot shamelessly passed off as neutral.

…can so many people espouse an austere ideology to sickening levels and still wear designer clothes, revel in international travel and spend half of their working life in five star hotels.

© Sunil Rajguru

#VyapamGate musings…

We still don’t know how Netaji, Shastri, SP Mukherjee and Deendayal Upadhyaya died and you’re talking about ‪#‎Vyapam‬.

If we had a witness protection programme for the Vyapam scam, then we’d have to build a small township to relocate them.

Note:
Vyapam Scam =
1. Murder.
2. Corruption.
3. Conspiracy.
4. Initial media neglect.
5. Cover-up.
6. Impersonation.
7. Exam cheating.
8. Missing forms.
9. Rigging.
10. Ineligible recruits.
11. Aur kucch bacha hai kya?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More Indian media musings…

If Arnab was an ODI bowler, then he would scream Howzat!!! 60 times in a match.
In a Test he would be simply thrown off the field.
‪#‎ResignNow‬ ‪#‎ArnabGate‬

In the end, it is the Indian media hit jobs which have taken a huge hit.

Twitter is already more powerful than the Indian media.
Sets the pace. Nobody ignores it. Predicts trends early.

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Yuhi kat jaayenge Delhiwaalloh ke paanch saal…

Step 1: Waste time organizing Delhi Statehood referendum.

Step 2: Waste more time with the actual referendum.

Step 3: Wait for the Centre to turn down Delhi Statehood proposal if “Yes” verdict in the referendum.

Step 4: Waste even more time organizing a dharna and protests against the above rejection.

Step 6: Blame each and everything on the Centre after that for the rest of the term.

Step 7: Blame the Centre in the 2020 Delhi Assembly elections.

Step 8: Fool the Delhi public for the third straight time in 2020 and repeat the whole process.

It’s called the Delhi Déjà vu!

© Sunil Rajguru

The never-ending Kejri nautanki musings…

AAP First Law Minister—Khirki Extension Raid.
Second Law Minister—Fake degree scam.
Third Law Minister—I will do stir over Delhi referendum and go to “any length”!

Kejri antics have ensured Delhi will never get Statehood.
So waste time by holding a meaningless referendum.
Kejri is the ultimate time-pass CM.

They said—Kejriwal is better than Modi.
Looks like—Even Pappu is better than Kejriwal.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The never-ending Modi hater musings…

Lots of ways to get 15 minutes of fame.
One way to get 15 years of fame: Abuse Modi.
(Project began in 2002 and continues)

Yesterday: How will he speak on the national stage?
Today: He speaks really well, but no action.
Tomorrow: Results are there, but hardly enough!

Pre-2014…
When Manmohan, Sonia, Khurshid and Sibal were doing a pathetic job, Modi was attacked to divert attention.
Post-2014…
When Modi is doing well, attack Sushma, Raje, etc to divert attention.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru