In terms of drawing crowds at rallies at least, Modi is a Lakhpati.
Now he has to be a Crorepati at the ballot boxes to come to power.
Blockbuster of 2010…
The King’s Speech.
Blockbuster of 2013-14…
The Chief Minister’s Speech.
Most pro-Modi trolls are anonymous goodness knows who people.
Most anti-Modi trolls are public (and allegedly responsible) figures.
Use Feku kahate hai kyunki usne Pappu ke PM chances ko totally fek diya.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
My great great grandfather founded Congress.
My great grandfather founded India.
My grandmother founded Bangladesh.
My uncle founded the Indian automobile industry.
My father founded the Computer Age.
My mother founded a poverty free India.
I will found Paradise.
The next Nehru-Gandhi generation will found Heaven itself.
© Sunil Rajguru
Manmohan as The Trinity…
1991-96: The Creator.
2004-09: The Preserver.
2009-13: The Destroyer.
He is the 13th Prime Minister of India.
As they say:
13…
Lucky for some (Manmohan Singh)…
Unlucky for others (all other Indians).
SINGH is King!
S = Spectrum, coal and many other scams.
I = Internet Emergency.
N = No spine whatsoever.
G = Gayab. (Awaaz, governance, etc…)
H = Home and abroad both equal failures.
The amount of investigation that has been done against Modi, even if 1% of that was done against UPA2 scams, Manmohan would probably find himself behind bars.
Manmohan Singh’s symbol should be the Lotus.
He is the longest surviving PM in the biggest pile of mud.
New remixed quote…
Power corrupts, Manmohan corrupts absolutely.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Aamir Khan: Papa kehete the…
Pappu: Papa kehete the… Daadi keheti thi… Pardada kehete the… Pardada ke Papa kehete the… Mummy keheti hai…
With his oratory, Pappu set out to better Barack Obama, but ended up surpassing even George W Bush.
Congress election slogan for 2014…
UPA2 to sirf jhaaki hai,
UPA3 abhi baaki hai.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Manmohan Singh: Written by Sonia and edited by Pappu.
Sonia Gandhi: A top secret book locked away permanently in a secret bank locker.
Pappu: Written by no-one (as it’s blank) and marketed by Diggy Raja.
AK Antony: A book ghost written by someone in disguise.
Diggy Raja: The greatest conspiracy book of all time.
Narendra Modi: A self-marketed autobiography.
LK Advani: An out of print out of circulation antique.
Kapil Sibal: Priced Rs 0, but would still result in Zero Loss for the Publisher.
Manish Tewari: Completely written in all caps and bold font.
Baba Ramdev: Made of plastic. Twist it in any way you like, it will always come back to shape.
Arvind Kejriwal: From a low-cost publishing house challenging the market leaders.
Shashi Tharoor: Released one sentence at a time through Twitter.
Raj Babbar: Priced at Rs 12, will promise to fully nourish the soul.
Nitish Kumar: Coloured book with every colour except saffron.
Sharad Pawar: The ultimate money-earner.
© Sunil Rajguru
The Congress is everywhere, it’s in your shirt, it’s in your pants. It’s bigger than Europe and the US put together. Congress ek soch hai. Congress ek jagah hai… magar Congress ek soch hai. Hence it is also a state of mind, if you have confidence, you will overcome it. Agar desh ko badalna hai, toh pahale Congress ko badalo… (Not happening!) Because to escape from the Congress, you require an escape velocity that is not only greater than that of Jupiter but that of the Sun. Vote for us in 2014 and you will say “I have lost it” and the escape velocity will be then even greater than that of a Black Hole.
This spoof by Sunil Rajguru