The Congress is called the Grand Old Party of India.
It has been decided forthwith to drop the word “Grand” from the nickname.

The Dynasty-Congress equation is like Hotel California…
You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave!
#QueenSonia #YuvrajPappu

Amit Shah = 73 seats.
Sonia + Pappu + Pappini = 44 seats.
Forget Modi—try to match up to Shah!

The Congress has totally cleared Sonia and Pappu of the party’s worst show ever.
They have totally blamed Modi instead.

Congress and its stooges…
Arrogant in victory.
Arrogant in defeat.
Arrogant after landslide.
Arrogant after being massacred.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru