∙ Go figure…
This is the most corrupt and arrogant government in the history of India.
<And>Sonia is the most powerful person in the country.
<But>Sonia is 0% responsible for this arrogance and corruption.

∙ Harry Potter universe…
He who must not be named.
Indian politics universe…
She who must not be named.

∙ Neighbourhood Aunty: Baby khud doodh nahin pee paayega, hame pilaana padega.
Sheila Aunty: Rahul khud PM nahin banega, hame banana padega.

∙ Whenever a tragedy strikes the Congress, there’s always a major revelation against a major opponent.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru